croutondave
croutondave
unnaturally refreshing
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☝️look at this fucking thing[ dave | 23 | he/him ]
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croutondave · 4 hours ago
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The Weekly thread there is filled with deleted posts. (X)
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Conquer the Realm! Dominate the Final Fantasy XV Universe with unstoppable forces. Play for free now!
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Conquer the Realm! Dominate the Final Fantasy XV Universe with unstoppable forces. Play for free now!
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croutondave · 4 hours ago
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Conquer the Realm! Dominate the Final Fantasy XV Universe with unstoppable forces. Play for free now!
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happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess
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realizing i am essentially a god presiding over my creations. and i choose to put them in chaotic situations. anyways heres me picking one up
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what's brewin
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croutondave · 9 hours ago
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they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared
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croutondave · 23 hours ago
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you better start believing in bathrooms son... you're in one
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croutondave · 23 hours ago
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croutondave · 23 hours ago
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my enemies call me a bad printer the way I'm always jammin up their paper 100
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croutondave · 23 hours ago
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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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croutondave · 1 day ago
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Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
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