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Oh yeah his brain finally kick started processing his emotions! Against his will!!!

Bill at therapy part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

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Due to budget cuts and poorly written instructions we have removed the no-smoking areas in terminal one.

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rubs hands. its all coming together

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I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering

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Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

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STEAL HIS LOOK

Long, matted black beard: €0

Slender fingers stained with wood varnish and children’s blood: €0

Deep eyes: €0

Teeth sharp as iron nails: €0

Nice chair: €60

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terrible website feature that came to me in a dream

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It’s been a long road, from the beginning to the end

(Full disclosure: drew this before I heard the episode)

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The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

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You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month.

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FAVORITE TERROR SHIPS GO

TERROR AND EREBUS

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Maybe the new pope will be a jesus×judas shipper

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We've already had a Pope John-Paul, it's time for Pope George-Ringo!