professional procrastinator and yapper. Charged with multiple crimes against being too sillyTaking a break for school, so not much is happening here for the year
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getting scans on my head today so I'm gonna focus on this one picture of jerma so hard that the doctors will see his faint desaturated outline in my brain
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you’re like my own personal brand of heroin
UHM THANKS??? AHSFAKD
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^^ this is me if i was a worm btw
squishing you (with kindness) <3
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would you still love me if i was a worm?
it depends on if your one of those sour gummy worms or not
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Okay but why does one of my family members have a pink kid-sized Vergil chair at their house

(drawing of Vergil for size reference on just how small this thing is and also because the idea of him sitting in a pink chair meant for a five-year-old is funny to me)
#where does one even aquire this item from#I didn’t know they come in different colours#anyways hi I’m alive#school’s being a bitch#i miss drawing and having fun and being silly on here 💔#Probably gonna disappear again for a while bye#devil may cry#dmc#dmc5#dmc vergil#dmc5 vergil#vergil#vergil sparda#vergil devil may cry#devil may cry fanart#I like this game a lot
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last post before netflix devil may cry is released, i'm either gonna come back as a changed man or go through the five stages of grief
#im so scared#please let this be good 😭#i've already mourned the fact that vergil's voice sounds so different to his game one#at least the music is promising#literally forcing myself to stay off tumblr until i finish the show#im so set on not getting spoiled 15 yr old me has been waiting for this#yapping#devil may cry#dmc#dmc netflix
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i love it when my snake gets offended at me for no reason and doesn't eat his food
#can you just eat your goddamn food#its been like a month and a half#my son is fine he just enjoys being a diva#if i don't fulfil every single one of his unrealistic eating requirements then he sulks
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turns out my dad isn’t having a homosexual affair. he just has a 22 year old son he never knew about until now
woah uhm
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whats ur opinion on motivation asking for a friend
constantly seeking it
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mcr5 please hurry up so we can have more content, the posts about the gang as random objects aren't enough
#this is what happens when we're all out of ideas#just scrolled past like five posts about gerard's outfits as different birds and frank as a guitar or something#mcr#i miss them#yapping
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are you on feetfinder.com
no but i bet you are you little freak
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gang, i think my dad might be having a homosexual affair??? like what
oh!
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when you sniff ur toes what do they smell like
ur mom
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i am a baddie and i don't know what to do about it 😔 pls help me!! 🥺🙏
UHHHH
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Thanks for the tag Noodle!! <3
What's the origin of your username?: Unfortunately my username doesn’t have a cool origin story 😔 I just really like crows lol. But it took me a couple of months to decide my username because I overthink everything. At one point it was going to be something to do with cheese i think
OTP(s) + ship name: sskk! (still not over the latest chapter, might explode)
Favorite color: GREEN ENTHUSIAST ALL THE WAY (but specifically the muted greens <3)
Song stuck in your head: changes every week but probably Dead Star by Muse right now (I will forever be obsessed with Matt Bellamy’s vocals and range. Also I gotta appreciate a band that understands music theory as well as they do)
Weirdest habit/trait: I don’t think this is that interesting but I’ve been handwriting notes for so long that I can now do it without looking at my paper (I can read the teacher‘s notes/PowerPoint while my hand is writing down the info at the same time) which is pretty useful!
Hobbies: drawing, playing instruments, spending time with my pets, skiing, sleeping
If you work, what's your profession?: not working atm, but I used to work part time at a thrift store (worst decision ever to work at my favourite shop, now I’m too afraid to go in after leaving 😭). I guess I’m currently a student though
If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? My DREAM job would be a vet, but I’m aiming to get into med school to specialise in pediatrics
Something you're good at: procrastinating and freaking myself out :)
Something you hate: different foods touching each other on the same plate. Also dishwashers (I’ve tried explaining it to someone before and they just didn’t get it so I’m not even gonna bother here. I’m also too lazy to write a whole essay on this matter 😭)
Something you collect: literally anything that sparks my interest: Bottle caps, Soda tabs, badges, buttons, beads, keychains, crystals, rocks, random trinkets, the list goes on. You name it, and I’ll have a jar or shelf dedicated to it. But my most favourite stash is my taxidermy collection because I think preserving animals is an art form :)
Something you forget: MY GRAY LEAD MECHANICAL PENCILSSSSS. At the start of the year I had a whole cup of them but have MISPLACED ALMOST ALL OF THEM AND IDK WHERE THEY ARE (I don’t put things back after using them)
What's your love language?: I’m not very good at that so uhhhhh maybe quality time??
Favorite movie/show: ARGHH THIS IS SO HARD. I feel like my favourite media is constantly being swapped around and put on a cycle in my brain. One that’s always been at the back of my head since eight years old was the Lego ninjago series (pre-s8 ninjago will always be my favourite, I’m just nostalgic for my childhood), so yeah I hold that series very dear to my heart 😌. I’m also very nervous for Netflix to release their Devil May Cry series. I’ve loved the games for quite a while now and totally forgot about them until the recent teasers came out. I just hope it’s good but I don’t wanna get my hopes up too high 😭
Favorite food: mac n cheese, probably. But my favourite food that I can’t make at home would be Japanese (Can’t resist takoyaki)
Favorite animal: Most animals are awesome, but I especially love crows and snakes <3
What were you like as a child?: pretty sheltered and VERY MUCH that one boring kid that was too scared to do anything wrong and cried if someone even just raised their voice at them
Favorite subject at school: NOTHING RAHH (uhm just kidding! maybe art? I miss having an excuse to draw)
Least favourite subject: MATHHHHH. It’s not even that I find it necessarily hard. We just go through the content way too fast and I can never keep up. My specialist class was a killer though (I didn’t vibe with the content or the people)
What's your best character trait?: uhhhh i can be funny sometimes!!
What's your worst character trait?: When i get really excited about something and want to talk to my friends about it, I’ll forget that I’ve already told them that exact thing, and it’s always like ‘you’ve already told me that’ and then i realise that and have the urge to bonk myself with a sledgehammer or something!! I also get too silly sometimes
If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?: My dad when he was my age!! I wanna experience the music and live performances and bands that he did back then. Gosh I wish I was born in the 80s it’s not even funny
i'm too afraid to tag anyone so feel free to join if you like 💜
tag game time! GET TO KNOW YOUR MUTUALS, tagged by @dis-agreeable 💜💜💜 yay! I love tag games!
What's the origin of your username?: When I was like 12 I wanted to start a small business and I was gonna call it Noodle's Soup Shop (products not at all related to soup) and even tho that didn't end up happening, I thought it was cute and started using a variation as my username on stuff. And now I'm too autistic to change
OTP(s) + ship name: I am a "QPRs your ship" person through and through. i wouldn't say I'm all that invested in ships but I do have a soft spot for QPR shinbaku (shinsou hitoshi x bakugou katsuki from bnha)
Favorite color: purple!
Song stuck in your head: uhhhh nothing comes to me atm, but I've been listening to a lot of Wang Ok covers on youtube recently
Weirdest habit/trait: I can crack a (probably mildly concerning) large number of my joints. and they're very loud
Hobbies: uhh drawing, video games, I'd like to get back into sewing. Do my journals count as a hobby?
If you work, what's your profession?: not working rn! but I'm going to uni for speech language pathology
If you could have any job you wish, what would it be? SLP! happy to be working towards my dream ✨
Something you're good at: I can read really fast. I'm comfortably mediocre to average at most things (and I'm just fine with that)
Something you hate: I have a deep distain for bricked mailboxes. they take up like 90% of the sidewalk! and I have to decide whether to walk in the street or direct my dog awkwardly behind them! Why did all the boomers in the 70s in my neighborhood decide to put huge brick squares around their mailboxes! they can be perfectly functional without being incredibly obtrusive to anyone using the side walk!
Something you collect: I love little keychains and figures and pins and stuff. if It's a little guy I can stick on my desk or a shelf or my bag I'm in love
Something you forget: to wear my glasses. my vision's just good enough for me to get by without them... until I'm somewhere in public and need to look at something across the room without squinting and getting uncomfortably close...
What's your love language?: idk maybe quality time (that is one of the ones right?)
Favorite movie/show: changes pretty frequently. I just bough Justice League the animated series on dvd and I've been loving it. I'll never say no to Haikyuu tho 🏐
Favorite food: Fettuccini Alfredo
Favorite animal: Bats! (me and dizzy are twinning here! 💜)
What were you like as a child?: generally pretty happy. more than a little sheltered and naive. I miss the days when I was a little autistic kid without worrying about social skills or school work. I was a lot less anxious.
Favorite subject at school: I'm a science girly (gender neutral) and always have been
Least favorite subject: History. it makes me anxiety spiral about humanity
What's your best character trait?: I can talk to almost anyone
What's your worst character trait?: I tend to be pretty negative. trying to change that! but my first thoughts tend to be towards the worst
If you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?: I think I'd go back and spend some more time with my great grandmother. She was around until I was about 13 and I have some great memories of her, but I'd like to really absorb some of the lessons I know she was giving me.
tagging @crowatyourwindow @hannigramislife @eery-kirstenelisabeth @hk255 @bellscansada and literally anyone else who wants to do this! 🫶
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