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Gold morning

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All fanart of Spamton and Tenna is like when anime artists illustrate a beautiful and coy yet voluptuous lady and then there's just like some kind of terrible hideous pervert creature hanging out in the corner

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Divorce court judge: Thank you for that unprompted performance of Spiral of Ants, ma'am. Is everyone in agreement on the death penalty?

Me (trying to act like im not excited): Oh no anything but an eternity of bliss in shard heaven with my new wife Ashley Stillons from Ward Wildbow!!

Emotional support Mannequin impersonator I hired to stand next to me: if i vote yes can you make sure its painful

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Damn, now I have two hyperfixations with a character named Noelle whose a young skittish girl whose forced into another world, then pressured by a long time freind into taking on an item that causes her to become something with an extremely deadly powerset partially due to the machinations of a pale winged being with knowledge of the future, eventually leading to her most annoying and entitled freind to meet a horrible fate.

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Sometimes life is like being chased by a glass shard in a pitch-black room for an undisclosed period of time

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If submissives can go into subspace, surely dominants can go into hyperspace?

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i promise you that no one is more interested in deconstructing the superhero genre than comic book writers

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Who goes there ... Unblock me.... show yourself.....[fires my cave man pistol in the mysterious night]

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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!

guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues

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I have just told the seventh most prominent member of the Brockton Bay Protectorate that I will not be surrendering to the PRT. Armsmaster: I know your boss personally. I demand to speak to her at once. Me: *patiently* Are you sure? You want to bother Skitter right now? Armsmaster: Yes! Get her on the phone or I will call her myself! Me: Alright, you asked for it. I get out my burner phone and stare at the screen dramatically. Armsmaster: Well? What are you doing? Me: I'm Skitter, so I'm waiting for your call. Swarms of bugs start buzzing and chirping around us in unison. It's obvious he is outmatched. Armsmaster: *shocked and sputtering* YOU—YOU F***ING WH*RE!!! I'LL SUE YOU!!! Me: *calmly* Sir, I am going to have to ask you to leave my territory. He storms out and is banned for life. My teammate Tattletale heard the whole thing from the backroom and is laughing her ass off. Never mess with the Undersiders! #not always right #entitled superheroes #karens

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This is so funny. “Please let me murder these 3 week old clones 🥺”.

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What do you see?

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone