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Love when people reblog my posts with “investing in this at (x) notes” just for the post to flop. Like <3 thanks for believing in me but I’m not logarithmically stable

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Pasta dish:

Alingony- Linguine pasta dish where the cost is based off your estimated income

divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

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My partner said “Celtic Dryad” - I self described as “soft tv static with voices muddled under and shojou openings.”

Duality of man I guess

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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I know this might sound odd but do y'all know the feel when you read romance that isn't butterflies but it's more like GWAH - is there a real word for that?? I can not find what I mean but it isn't embarrassment or general awe/admiration of cuteness. It's just GWAH. like !!! GWAH

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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“chat gpt said” or “I asked google Gemini and” ok - your mom called and said she misses when you had innate curiosity and a yearning for knowledge that lit up your eyes.

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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sending love to those fighting the job market

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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Me when the autism hit me like a truck mid social interaction

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The one and only time my mom brought me to Chuck E Cheese I sobbed because I found out he wasn’t a real mouse and it wasn’t his house :(

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I’m in season 6 of doctor who… don’t get me wrong Matt smith is great but I still miss the 9th doctor. I genuinely think he’s my favorite doctor so far. There was something so unique about his approach in my opinion that gave him a level of depth I loved. 😭

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Ope! The bigots found me again! ✨

What slurs will show up in my ask box this time? Ready for my fan mail! 💅

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Too many legs in my legs

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Bugs in your pants!! Calll em catepants heh

Heh

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Bugs in your pants!! Calll em catepants heh

Heh

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hopital bills

My poor alms bag! Tis empty! So too is my spirit! No longer does a pence suffice to purchase a delectable treat for now one must pay a thruppence! How shall I be merry and gay in times such as these when one can no longer delight in the taste of spices or craunch into the surface of a delicately fried crispan!