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If only because we have more pressing issues.

She does have a gorgeous laugh.

[crownlesskingcladingold]

Veryily good bard, we are on the front lines of the war for the very soul of our reality.

Indifference, in its infinite magnitude seeks to claim what joy remains in a world borne of whimsy found in the depths of misery, so that it might reign eternal over the hearts of men.

Trust in the strength of your arm. Self doubt is the greatest of venoms in the realm of stories.

WHERE AM I

[crownlesskingcladingold]

I take it the intruder has managed to catch you entirely off guard, Pride.

She does have a gorgeous laugh.

[crownlesskingcladingold]

Most kind of you to join us, bard!

Avail yourself of a weapon. Quickly.

WHERE AM I

[crownlesskingcladingold]

Omg Lysander hi!

How's Duviri?

To compress the current conditions into a word?

Bad.

[crownlesskingcladingold]

Yes, well.

Some bardics are only as fine as their cast.

She's trying, poor thing.

Alright.

So you guys don’t want to know what the Drifters are up to.

Please do not ask.

[crownlesskingcladingold]

Again Lancelot, you betray the lack of depth in your thoughts.

Give Sweet Duviri some credit, she is not always as such.

It would be like unto disparaging fair Höllvania, taking the current crisis as all the poor city may ever was, or may ever shall be.

Judge not the pan nor the dough for the hand that set it to burn, be it from carelessness or malice.

Alright.

So you guys don’t want to know what the Drifters are up to.

Please do not ask.

[crownlesskingcladingold]

CHIVALROUS AND SINGLE KNIGHTS IN YOUR FIEF WANT TO PLEDGE THEIR FEALTY TO YOU‼️ CLICK HERE NOW‼️‼️

[crownlesskingcladingold]

"As you know from experience horns are an acquired taste"

Elaborate. Now.

I shall not be doing anything of the sort.

It is known to me, how you people become like unto beasts when entrusted with the slightest crumb of a scandal. You will find no purchase here.

[crownlesskingcladingold]

Speaking from the chronicles of experience horns are what is called 'an acquired taste' and you should know this as well as I.

GO HELP YOUR MAN!

he's he's um

well he's

well um he's um

[crownlesskingcladingold]

You are an embarrassment to us all.

GO HELP YOUR MAN!

he's he's um

well he's

well um he's um

[crownlesskingcladingold]

I can't make a literary masterpiece in 5 minutes, sir Knight I might accept it as a challenge though.

Regardless, thank you for understanding.

But of course. I am not unreadable, just thorough.

[crownlesskingcladingold]

Fair enough, but as somebody who had the suffer through that one over salted soup: May Sol undo The bindings of your boots At random intervals No matter knots and hoops

A rhyming scheme does not an invocation make, but I suppose the collateral damage was unjust of my part.

I shall see that Lancelot is released from the bonds of his curse for the time being. We shall see if the lesson finds any purchase.

[crownlesskingcladingold]

The scariness of it actually working aside... This one seems more so like it punishes everybody else *but* him, given that he hasn't realized till this point that something was wrong. Unless his confidence was the target, but still...

Your logic is fundamentally flawed.

Arthur is so embroiled in his own fantasies of martyrdom and self sacrifice that any threat to his own personage is merely undertaken or perhaps even invited as validation of his own myth. The honorable warrior shouldering all the world's woes with no regard for his own needs or safety. (As most effectively illustrated by Captain Nomantak, methinks.)

The only way to shake him out of such delusions is to make his grim determination and brave faced suffering a detriment to those around him. He will not listen, in any other wise.

[crownlesskingcladingold]

Mayhaps.

@crownlesskingcladingold

Did you put a fucking CURSE ON ME?!?

[crownlesskingcladingold]

Wow you actually did cast a fucking spell on him

You ARE a dick

I never claimed to be wholly virtuous. In the defense of my impulses, it is easily cast to the void and even more plainly evident if he had paid more heed to his tasks.

Furthermore, it was funny.

[crownlesskingcladingold]

You speak words as clear and truthful as the hue in the skies or inevitability of Corpus interest.

I am a man of my word, and my word is bond in more than mere fleeting conversation.

@crownlesskingcladingold

Did you put a fucking CURSE ON ME?!?