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I've had this silly headcanon for a while that Anakin simply saw Padme give birth in his vision and got absolutely dramatic over it. "She will die!" "No Skywalker it always looks this way"

@jedijune 04 Cross-lineage mentorship

✨🌙 ART LOG -> @404ama

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miscalculated, but how?..

It's how it should have ended by the way

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Some of them are so transition goals ngl

estrogen wouldve saved them...

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Extremely based but... Am I the only one kind of noticing that he has 46... FORTY SIX different suits?! Does he have that many sonas?

libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.

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estrogen wouldve saved them...

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Now I feel like rewatching marble hornets

Damn a slender story well done

filming friends

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yeah

based on this

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WRONG

Those attachments, and not giving up on the good in his father and subsequently the attachment his father grew to his son to save him even at the cost of himself is literally proving everything about that wrong

Luke literally proved that wrong, and changed it in his new jedi order

i do always find it very funny when people point to anakin as evidence that the jedi attachment rule is wrong. like bro, anakin proves them RIGHT. everything anakin did is exactly why the jedi warned against attachments

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Darth Vader for FFG’s TCG | by Aaron Miller

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That's it tumblr, a Rickroll gimmick account losing it over Rickroll being taken down is peak

The internet is won, there won't be anything funnier ever

Holy. Shit. What are we to do now?!?

NOOOOO!

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Diversity loss, meine exzentrische, im mittelalterlichen Turm wohnende Tante hat vom Ausmaß meiner queerness erfahren und war ja mal so gar nicht begeistert. Sie hat jetzt zusammen mit meinem Großvater so eine Art familieninterne Front im Namen der bürgerlichen Ordnung begründet, die mich (und ganz nebenbei meinen fünfzehnjährigen, Nagellack-tragenden Cousin) naserümpfend fragt, was man mit solchen Lebensvorstellungen denn überhaupt wählen würde, und ob mein Arbeitgeber das wüsste. Bisschen wild.

Meine Mutter glänzt währenddessen ausnahmsweise mal in ihrer Akzeptanz, überspielt dabei aber ganz lässig, dass sie das Drama erst angeleiert hat. Jemanden aus einer Übersprungshandlung heraus im großen Stil zu outen ist ja fast noch schlimmer, als auf Instagram irgendwelchen Statuen Phimosen zu diagnostizieren. Fast.

Die sind alle irre.

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okay you guys got me started on dishonored (the series) fucking IMMACULATE art direction. I'm going to try and sum it up but I'm honestly better with art than words so I'll try my best.

dishonored is fucking unparaelled when it comes to art direction. from when you first start the game, each level has a distinct style, color, and vibe. dunwall is dominated by cool greys, towering, imposing structures like dark sentinels watching over the land. twisting, rotting trees and an ever-present smog that overtakes the city. dunwall is inky blue darkness.

HOWEVER, from a gameplay perspective, there are visual points of interest still that stops you from getting lost in a wash of blue. dishonored is a master of using lighting and color to lead you to areas that it wants you to go.

for example, in the corner of a window you might see glowing purple lighting. these are void shrines - where the outsider will appear and share knowledge harass you. usually around shrines there are walls of writing, strange twisted words that lead you further into the mystique surrounding what the outsider is and what he *does*.

you might think the game is just awash in dull colors, but its not. one of the most beautiful and striking levels takes place in lady boyle's mansion, and it's INSANE how different it looks, because it's supposed to be a stark contrast. surrounding her mansion are the remains of a dying city destroyed by a plague. within her mansion, however, is decadence and debauchery gone awry.

it's amazing with a game that was made TWELVE YEARS AGO how this still holds up and looks fantastic. this is because they went for a stylized art direction. it's stylized, almost painterly. it looks fantastic. here is some of the amazing character design

(this is from dishonored 2, done by Sergey Kolesov )

LOOK AT THIS ART. IT'S SO FREAKING AMAZING AND THE THING IS THE CHARACTERS LOOK SO CLOSE TO T HIS IN GAME. its a masterpiece. if you haven't played dishonored, please play it. all of them.

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the best of Sassy-Wan™ Kenobi in the Star Wars prequel trilogy

for @userobiwan

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Thinking about and hating the fact one of the most sad, and raddest shots of Vader is stuck in a fan film made by someone who turned full blown fandom menace chud :(

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Crow gang rise up

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the Obi-Wan and Anakin (mostly Anakin) version

(parts two, three, four, five, six)