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Was just thinking "if I sit veerryyyy still then I will be invisible and won't have to go stick anyone" and then I realized how preybrained that is
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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.
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yeah can I fuckiinguuhhhh leave
#crow caws#been grinding my teeth for the past 2 hrs#and my anxiety has been flaring this week leT ME GO HOME
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Stimboard for when iTS TOO FUCKING HOT!!!! ITS TOO FUCKING HOT AND I AM GOING TO DIE
🌅 🌅 🌅 / 🌅 🌅 🌅 / 🌅 🌅 🌅
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"non-lesbians shouldn't write lesbians" okay and as an asexual i hereby declare you are not allowed to unhornify your characters. they all
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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction
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Hypothetically, I had a botched sex change operation. And hypothetically when I woke up, I was bleeding down there. Hypothetically bleeding from the hypothetical gash in between my legs. And hypothetically, there was a one inch mound of flesh where my hypothetical penis used to be and where my hypothetical vagina never was.
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some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows
#naruto and hinata i fear#i love my girl hina she def deserved better#meanwhile naruto was out chasing his terrorist bf
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HE DOES COCAINE!!!
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he was just a boy 🙁🙁🙁 u were so much more
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"we need to invent truth serum" its called RED WINE
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Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience
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t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself
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I want a couple of muscadine tats so bad but I'll have to constantly explain that they aren't graps 😔
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