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Was just thinking "if I sit veerryyyy still then I will be invisible and won't have to go stick anyone" and then I realized how preybrained that is

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if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

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Beel-chan !!!

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yeah can I fuckiinguuhhhh leave

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Stimboard for when iTS TOO FUCKING HOT!!!! ITS TOO FUCKING HOT AND I AM GOING TO DIE

🌅 🌅 🌅 / 🌅 🌅 🌅 / 🌅 🌅 🌅

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"non-lesbians shouldn't write lesbians" okay and as an asexual i hereby declare you are not allowed to unhornify your characters. they all

Freakay

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Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

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Hypothetically, I had a botched sex change operation. And hypothetically when I woke up, I was bleeding down there. Hypothetically bleeding from the hypothetical gash in between my legs. And hypothetically, there was a one inch mound of flesh where my hypothetical penis used to be and where my hypothetical vagina never was.

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some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

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HE DOES COCAINE!!!

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he was just a boy 🙁🙁🙁 u were so much more

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"we need to invent truth serum" its called RED WINE

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Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience

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t shirt that says if you do not give me written instructions i will kill myself

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I want a couple of muscadine tats so bad but I'll have to constantly explain that they aren't graps 😔