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Old Man

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Must my next longfic have a plot? Is it not enough to simply write a even more self indulgent series of vignettes of my OC x Canon pairing falling in love and fucking nasty again?

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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The Vietnamese Black-breasted Leaf turtle!

.....MY GOD LOOK AT THEIR EYES! And they're real fast!

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I've got a lot of respect for smut writers. you write something incredibly sexual, it's probably somewhat of a look into your own soul, and then bitches are too scared to leave kudos of comments half the time, so it looks as though everyone hates your work. And yet yall still do it, and I love that

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I know many of my fellow migraineurs are in the same boat rn with all this insane heat/pressure changes/etc. but my god. This is ASS. Everything from my shoulders up feels like it's imploding. And during Pride month. The biphobia is astounding.

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Commish for @fireflylitsky ❤️

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werewolf transformation

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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

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Thank you so much again, Hollow! I love it! Maybe I need to work on my Karl RDR AU again...

Commission of Karl Heisenberg of Resident Evil Village with a bit of an Arthur Morgan flare for @crowtrobotx! Had a blast with this cowboy inspired work!

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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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damn people rly hate type 2 diabetics don't they

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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