crowwhxsperer
crowwhxsperer
yes this is crow boy
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Dave/He,him/Albino Japanese/ 20 ((Dave Strider rp blog, semi dependent non sburb au. No art is mine unless stated.))
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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Mockingjay (book) sentence pack
Warning! This book contains a fair bit of violence and death. Some of these sentences may reflect that. Trigger Warnings may apply! 
"I can find you. I can reach you. Perhaps I am watching you now."
“It costs a lot more than your life. To murder innocent people? It costs everything you are.”
“You could ask for the moon and they’d have to find some way to get it.”
“They’ll either want to kill you, kiss you, or be you.” 
“We’re still in the game.” 
“If we burn, you burn with us!”
“I feel fine, really. Except for my head, and my leg, and the soreness from the bruises, and the nausea that hit a couple minutes after I ate. Maybe the wheelchair’s a good idea.” 
“Ask yourself, do you really trust the people you’re working with? Do you really know what’s going on?”
“I knew you’d kiss me. Because I’m in pain. That’s the only way I get your attention. Don’t worry, it’ll pass.”
“I drag myself out of nightmares each morning and find there’s no relief in waking.” 
“It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.” 
“One word. That’s all you really need to know. Poison.” 
“I can’t stay here anymore.”  
“Give me one reason I shouldn’t shoot you.” 
“Maybe they were onto something. Drug yourself out and paint flowers on your body. Not such a bad life.”
“Panem et Circenses.” 
“Look at you, for starters. You’re not very big, are you? Or particularly pretty?” 
“Did you like kissing me?”
“You’re not afraid I’ll kill you tonight?”
“The problem is, I can’t tell what’s real anymore, and what’s made up.” 
“Stop being noble! I don’t care if I die!”
“Because that’s what you and I do. Protect each other.” 
“No one knows what to do with you, girlie.” 
“Never underestimate the power of a brilliant stylist.”
“I thought we had agreed not to lie to each other.” 
“Collective thinking is usually short lived. We’re fickle, stupid beings with poor memories and a great gift for self-destruction.” 
“Go away! There’s nothing left for you here!” 
“You love me. Real or not real?”
(via the-write-ideas)
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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i am the night and risking a serious burn.
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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“Freaked out by the note?" he said, raising a brow at the note Karkat held in his hands. Holding back dickish laughter and sitting down next to him, playing with his hair a bit. 
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“FINE,” you answer, “JUST FREAKED OUT BY THAT NOTE. DIDN’T NOTICE IT BEFORE.” you reach out for him, gesturing for him to lay on top of you.
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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The door opens and followed by the sound of footsteps making their way into the room. “Welcome home, you look startled you okay?” Setting down the bags of food and a few other necessities on the neatly made stiff bed that no one slept on.
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the note’s presence surprises you, and you jump a little. ah, yes, the frightening aspects of a piece of paper astounds you at times. you scan it with a smile on your face, crawling into the covers and curling your toes.
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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can shitposting get cosplayed by the goat burgoise?
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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im just a young boy college is eating all of my money, i feel bad for his face but im sorry bro you better have insurance because im sure as fuck not paying for the reconstruction 
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poor kid tho payin 4 college and now a pecked up face y do these things happen to the young & innocent
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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Still out there was a note sitting on the bed, in semi neat-ish hand writing sitting on top of the pillow. 
                        ‘welcome home bed police, ill be back in a                                     bit with food and your $0.50 kiss.                                                                     yours truly, dave.’
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you’re crabby upon your arrival, stepping through the door with all the stomp laced in your foot that you can muster. you drop your bookbag, and take a seat on dave’s bed with a grunt, stripping off your sweater and binder and replacing them with an old tee shirt that might be yours and might be his. sighing, you tug your hand through your hair and fall back onto the bed.
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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invade my privacy!
how often do you blink on a daily basis?
how healthy is your relationship with your father?
when was the last time you destroyed?
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if a bear and a bigger bear fought who would win? smaller bear has three years of martial arts training but bigger bear is bigger
do you fear death?
william clinton. does that make you uncomfortable? that i spelled it like that? 
share an embarrassing story that ended in murder
top three funeral hymns from the middle ages?
日本語で書かれ無用��問 
post a selfie of someone else that you took without their knowledge
how much hair would you eat for $3000?
five things about you that everyone already knows
how many pets have you had to bury?
full name, complete with address and social security information
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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i dunno can you afford one?
A KISS.
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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this 6′ tree ghost is going out ill be back in a bit @blabberkid
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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i was never attacked by trash
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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yeah  anything else while im out
CAN WE HAVE PAD THAI.
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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god damn it ill just shut them off 
NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT I’M GOING TO TURN ON THE HAIR DRYER, THE WASHING MACHINE, AND ANOTHER HAIR DRYER ALL AT ONCE. JUST TO PISS YOU OFF.
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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shhhhhh dont blow a fuse
I AM NOT A BASKETBALL.
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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dude you are so tiny i can scoop you up and probably score a point with you if i tried
I AM NOT TINY.
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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when will my tiny roommate return from war
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crowwhxsperer · 10 years ago
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Government Secret #172
United nation meetings are held in club penguin
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