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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

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i didn’t understand the black eyed peas when i was a child but as an adult they’re a very fascinating group to me. the way will i am talks about partying and the club is like he’s relaying information he received from secondary sources

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This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

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apparently it does not go without saying, but if you're in high school and you're writing a college essay and have to talk about a big challenge you overcame, never ever and i repeat NEVER talk about your mental health. don't do it. it doesn't matter if you're stable and healthy now, do not talk about it. just don't. ok this has been a PSA.

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how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

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two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

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i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

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LMFAOOOO not the abc going to antony green for "something important" only for antony to go "oh idk if it's anything important but i think the coalition cannot win from here" sir that is one of Theee most important things you can say this night

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May the 4th be with You: A Poem for Star Wars Day

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Flying is effortless, landing can be a little bit harder, Cornell Lab / DoC (northern royal albatross) (part 1)

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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

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Trotting along