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Part 2: shape, style, and length with femme styles!

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Ever since the original tape of the Wilhelm scream recording session surfaced I have been losing my mind a little bit over it

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scared to ask the librarian about this poster...

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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cupping my hands together in the shower over my tummy letting them fill with water and spill over pretending i'm a beautifully detailed statue fountain in sicily that was modeled after the sculptor's wife that tragically passed and he considers it his greatest loss and he never remarried and wept while thinking about her every night until he died and an eclectic, sort of geeky and awkward art history student just finished his final about me in which he said that several historians consider me the most beautiful statue fountain in the world, and while that is true, he's also been obsessed with me since he saw a picture of me in a library book when he was young and i'm part of the reason for his taste in women as an adult and he's going to use the college fund money he secretly put away to go to sicily with his girlfriend to come see me because i was the art piece that made her feel beautiful and finally comfortable in her own skin after years of feeling unloved because i look just like her (she is also hopelessly in love with me) and he gently caresses the wedding ring in his pocket smiling gently glancing over at her glowing face as she makes eye contact with me and finally feels like everything is going to be okay. then i get shampoo. in my eye

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The mockingbird, the jabberjay and the mockingjay 🕊️ inspired by this post by @fromevertonow

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Spring is here!

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it just wouldn’t be Christmas without Mom’s homemade Juggaloaf.

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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saw this absolute king at the Paris Miku Expo

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Thinking about something

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when i'm off the clock and not rotting away at home alone, i feel pretty ok but that's such a small portion of my life.... the rest of the time it's like