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crass memes of 2013
Telly • 32 • They / He • 🇧🇷 Con men connoisseur. Interacts from @tetedetele. TERFs DNI.
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*examining the venue* im just saying, if they ARE giants, i think theyll need to raise the mics a bit
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Must have accessories for the fashionable girl on the go!
lead pipe
#I think Totoko should carry a lead pipe#Like she’s good with the chainsaw but I think she would get a kick out of beating the Matsunos upside the head with it
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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Slenderman's drag name could be Collette Mypages
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#Aw he’s got the second eyelids on#I used to have a cat who had them on permanently. It was because he had rhinotracheitis.#It’s like… a permanent mild cold in most of the cases (unless there are complications). This guy’s a little sniffly!
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Maison Hermes Tokyo, Japan (2001) Architecture: Renzo Piano
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In French, you pronounce it as MEE-yet. It means crumb!
Just checking....
We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
#Source: I used to live in France when I was a teen. Near Paris more specifically.#And if you look a Parisian in the eye and try to speak anything that’s not French to them they’ll kill you on the spot.
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The reason he said he was going to sue me was because “he can hear it when my dogs bark from his house”. No shit?! I can hear him dragging furniture around like fucking Jamiroquai from mine! It’s almost like we live right next to each other and we share a fence! Go live in a goddamn graveyard if being able to hear your neighbors sometimes bothers you so much. I should go knock at his door and tell him to stop coughing because I can hear him.
I wont, though. Because I’m a pacifist. I played Undertale.
Next door neighbor is sneezing and coughing and straight up whimpering so loud it sounds like he’s right behind me. I almost feel bad for him, but ultimately I don’t because he threatened to sue me once. Go ask your lawyer for a tissue, old man.
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Next door neighbor is sneezing and coughing and straight up whimpering so loud it sounds like he’s right behind me. I almost feel bad for him, but ultimately I don’t because he threatened to sue me once. Go ask your lawyer for a tissue, old man.
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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.
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