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HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3333333

AWH BABY THANK YOU SO MUCH!! 🥰🥰🥰

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have fun storming area 51 you fucking idiots. im gonna be in area 52 where the REAL shit be

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“I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.” 

John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)

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if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

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Thor telling people about his stabby siblings

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Well, damn, when you put it that way…

- Mod A.

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me, pulling up to the mcdonald’s drive through at 1 am, mascara tears on my cheaks and SOS by ABBA blasting through the speakers: 40 nuggets and an apple pie plz

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Interspecies lesbianism

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studio ghibli movies are like if someone took all of your fondest, softest childhood dreams and put them into a film

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who decided skeletons are scary like ???? you have a skeleton do not be afraid of u

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Reading Times, Pennsylvania, October 14, 1926

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im a disastard

disaster bastard