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i'm sick to my stomach cause i miss my pretty wife

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i need a polycule of tall skinny white guys preferably like around 10 of them so i can dress them up in nice outfits and give them cute little red ribbon chokers. (hiding a bowling ball behind my back) For no real reason

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njd@dal | 04.03.25 | pre-game

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men should really be more ashamed of how they start balding at 25. lower your voice and develop your character. be apologetic about it. you need to compensate

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The thing about "Not all men" is that the men it applies to don't need to hear it. Like any actual principled male feminist doesn't need to be coddled and reassured that he isn't a "bad person" just because he's part of a privileged oppressor class in relation to women. You aren't much of a "progressive", even in the loosest uses of that term, if systemic critiques cause you personal offense

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adults: oh silly children with no responsibilities no real trauma no life experience no worries and yet oh so dramatic about nothing

also adults: oh thank fucking GOD i am not in school anymore, i had another nightmare i was THERE again, i woke up in a cold sweat bc i didn't study for my TEST-there's nothing not anything like the sweet relief of realizing that you actually don't have one and you won't have one in a very very long time, i still remember what the hallways smell like, i graduated years ago but i don't feel safe yet

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things that are enjoyable:

showers

things that are not enjoyable:

getting in the shower

getting out of the shower

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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

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your scent processing being so close to memory in your brain is insane sometimes you step outside and take a whiff and go "ah, it smells like playing pokemon emerald in my third grade afterschool program in the crisp september of 2006"

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horny

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auston almost sitting on mints im crying

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being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

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oh cmon this had to be on purpose

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1/17/2005: MCR performs on MTV Total Request Live in New York City🩸 #Revenge20

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frank iero: IM NOT FUCKING MY FRIENDS I PROMISE IM NOT FUCKING MY FRIENDS

the world: ???

frank iero: why does no one believe me