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Fuck! Okay because we were scared, I mean scared is a big word but- We didn’t want to look like idiots. Exactly, absolutely we didn’t want to act like idiots. I can assure you that you clearly acted like idiots.

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in other news👀

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Taylor Swift: hi, hello, you, i'm the friendly neighbor who plays guitar. my boyfriend cheated on me in highschool but its fine.

Fearless: well, hello again! i love my mom and my friend abigail, i think i'm moving out but lets stay close. Oh, yeah, also i think i have a crush on a girl.

Speak Now: Hi. My heart is ripped in half because i trusted John, who reminded me of the times i was bullied in middleschool. Also Joe left me for a bitch. But i still believe in fairies and i'm hopefull for this new relationship i have with Diana.

RED: Yeah, she broke my heart big time and i'll never be the same. I don't know who i am or what i want, but i got some cool friends and i hope they help me back up cause i'm really broken right now. Also, I Don't Cheat.

1989: I fell for cute boy with cool hair Harry but turns out he's gay so meh. I learned how to pick up girls and my Karlie is kindda cute. I think she has a boyfriend tho...

Reputation: HEEEY, GUURL! long time no see! Newsflash: i'm not bffs with Karlie, i'm in love with her. I may or may not have cheated on a boy before we actually got together. I lost the fake friends and stopped giving a fuck about rumors. Also I may have a drinking problem but it's fine.

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it’s 2017 and i still can’t get over the fact that taylor swift wrote a song about how to pick up girls

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i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me

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do waitresses know that i love them and appreciate everything they do

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2018 is the year we stop caring about what jkr says about her characters outside the books

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#relatable

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*at the start of the episode*

Rosa: I’m seeing someone

me: man wouldn’t it be nice if it were a woman hahaha as if

*at the end of the episode*

me: 

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The 23rd August

Taylor Swift announced that she’ll be realising her 6th album 10.11. It was a wednesday and my birthday, i was sitting in the bus when i saw it. I was sitting there and smiling like an idiot i was so happy lmao. Today reputation got released, i was sitting in the bus when i started listening to it, again i started smiling and laugh crying and wow im so happy @taylorswift THANKYOU so much !!!!!!

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REPUTATION !! IS !! HERE !!! SO GOOD !!!! I DIED !! TAYLOR SWIFT IS A FKING GENIUS!!! I STAN THE RIGHT WOMAN

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Mood

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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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When the headlines accurately shut down stan twitter’s haters.

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Lets take a moment to be happy that Taylor found her lobster…

@taylorswift

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people are often unreasonable and self-centered. forgive them anyway.

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OK SO CHINESE TRANSLATIONS:

reputation

eddie (ed?)

joseph

first one is forever, the second repeated ones are love

year of the snake

tomorrow/future

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