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reblog this and ill scream “fuck” at a bird

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I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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raise ur hand if ur scared af about the future yet u couldn’t care less at the same time

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sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

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so i was on omegle

and i stumbled among these nice whyt gurls

then i saw them again 

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i don t really wanna die i just want to change almost everything about my life

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no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

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sxmah:

deke-it-like-datsyuk:

so one of the high school buses flipped over and this was the picture they used in the newspaper

surprisebitch

did you do this

no. but who knows.. maybe they knew.. that’s why they’re smiling

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The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.

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