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oh and my april and may playlists if anyone cares

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anyways...does anyone have any song recs

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all i need is someone with a lot of free time on their hands to become so obsessed with me that they're willing to listen to and closely examine all my playlists and then dedicate their life to finding me new music i'd like. like is that too much to ask.

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affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

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The four genders

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MARIANAS TRENCH

GOOD NEWS I DON'T HAVE TO KILL MYSLEF FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 5 AND A HALF MONTHS CAUSE I'M SEEING MY FAVORITE BAND IN OCTOBER

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GOOD NEWS I DON'T HAVE TO KILL MYSLEF FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER 5 AND A HALF MONTHS CAUSE I'M SEEING MY FAVORITE BAND IN OCTOBER

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can't today. busy.

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negative affirmations

I can be worse

I still have time to fuck things up

I can kms any time I want

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Gay sex as a metaphor for friendship

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some of my best friends are bad movies

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watching a classic, critically acclaimed film with an overwhelming 5 star rating on letterboxd and not liking it

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shaving is such a nightmare sensory experience it's a shame that having hair is also a nightmare sensory experience

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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

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"the only way out is through" actually i can definitely think of at least one other way out

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i should be rewarded with at least two thousand dollars every time i choose to be an adult, take deep breaths and go to bed instead of killing myself and leaving my parents notes that say "fuck you"