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:)  More Behind the GIFs. 

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I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.

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you’re welcome

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we’re instilling systematic consequences against the trump supporters lmaoooo.

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this is such a fucking power move

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I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

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military worship in this country is out of fucking control

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Terry Crews just posted his Gal Gadot fan art and I don’t know what to do with this unbelievably awesome man.

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the disney gay dads triumvirate

Opposites attract dads, bond over show-tunes, their son, and avoiding near death situations

flaming (lol) bisexual Frenchman and uptight British guy who raise their bratty man-child ward and get so annoyed at each other they get married

college roommates that lived together so long it just sort of happened 

raise street urchins for no reason other than seeing them and being like ‘??? you don’t have a place to stay?? that’s fucked up, come home with us’

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Terrible Call-backs

Warlock: Are the rats visible down there in normal vision or are they in darkness?

DM: Uhm…I’d say that they’re in darkness and you’d have disadvantage on the attack roll.

Warlock: Then I’m attacking the darkness.

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So this happened

This isn’t all of them but you get the gist of what happened. Everyone needs friends like mine. I covered named because I didnt know if they wanted their names out there.

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Holy shit

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LabraThor. (via TrePic__)

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Trinkets, 18: Interesting baubles, semi magical objects and items touched by mystery.

A map of a nearby duchy marking three places as prospects for new gold mines

A diagram of a series of tunnels and passages, showing major access points below a nearby city

A seemingly ordinary grocery list except for next to last item, “1 pound elf flesh”.

A thick burlap sack containing four iron ingots, each weighing one pound.

The bleached white skull of a human child. A perceptive PC will notice that the interior of the top of the skull bears a small white lump. The lump is a gold key that had been glued inside the skull and covered in white paint.  

A goblin’s skull with treasure map crudely carved into it. Knowledgeable PCs will recognize local landmarks on the map.  

A skull covered in tight dried skin, still bearing three gold teeth

A green wig, made from dyed horse hair

A set of worn prayer beads made of wood and hemp with numerous holy symbols of various Random Gods of Good Domains. Using the beads as a focus for prayer may provide a measure of comfort to those who are truly deserving.  

A set of worn prayer beads made of bone and barbed wire with numerous holy symbols of various Random Gods of Evil Domains. The spikes of the barbed wire are stained with dried blood. Using the beads as a focus for prayer may provide a measure of power to those who are ruthless enough to achieve it no matter the cost.  

—Keep reading for 90 more trinkets.

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