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my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

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this is my favorite adventure time monster battle and one of my top 5 adventure time monsters (its dialog is CRITICAL so you better have sound on)

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Was I supposed to know Eric Andre is bisexual or was I just supposed to find that out in an article about him being racial profiled from a month ago?

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i’m tormented but in a chill and kinda relatable way

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if they made a poolwater flavor for drinks i know you fuckers would eat that shit up

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Thinking about Tom Kenny doing SpongeBob for 25 years but he's also the Ice King aka Simon Petrikov so once every few years he takes a break from playing goofball characters to play a horribly traumatized broken man and then he goes right back to playing Spongebob

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when someone else talks about your favorite media but they’ll never know or appreciate it like YOU DO

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if you take me to the vet you gotta medicate me before hand or i’ll strangle the vet tech

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just spent like an hour playing “who’s that pokemon” w my sibling and i was flabbergasted when they couldnt identify like half the pokemon they were seeing. (shrek voice) he didnt even know garganacl

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cat solid like concrete dog hollow like bongo drum

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obsessed with watching British people try American food i assume no flavor exists in england

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if i have to send one more formal email i will succumb to the darkness

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eating spicy food as an adult after a bland food childhood is either scary or you become like a crack addict no in between