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you seriously have no idea what people are dealing with in their personal lives so just be nice it’s that simple.

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‘You work for Netflix, did you get free Netflix?’ [x]

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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

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I love using “my guy” and “my dude” and “kiddos” and “friend” for everything because there’s so much affection yet an unbelievable amount of sarcasm and that pretty much describes my personality

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me, with tears in my eyes: time to make a joke

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Pam-casso! Sorry I’m late, I had to race across town.

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im SCREAMIBG

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Me: OMG I hate drama! I love minding my own business!! Drama: *happens* Me: 

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im about to get so tan you guys 

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3x03 / 3x16

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max + thinking