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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art

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they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever

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but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

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why does nl look near suicidal in this thumbnail its so fucking funny

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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i know her heart was in the right place but my mom wrote this in the funniest way possible

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me: man my cock is so chafed. who could have done this.

the common cockchafer:

me: the common what

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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ɪᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too

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a joyeux makeaterriblecomicday to u all

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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.