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The hard part about visiting parents is that at some point your patience gets really super fucking thin and you become a huge bitch and this doesn’t happen to you anywhere else but also you’re so accustomed to their behavior that you can’t tell what specifically is setting you off and you start to wonder if you’re just a bitch to your parents
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little gay ppl in my phone you’re in my pocket rn next to my boner
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It’s up to you how you decide (cooked, raw, best shape, something else)—I just want to know what you think:
(Extra credit if you also add in the notes or tags what your LEAST favorite berry is. Inquiring minds want to know!)
#I LOVE LOVE LOVE blueberries#I kind of love all berries but blueberries are my favorite#If I had to pick a least favorite it would be blackberries cause the seeds get stuck in my teeth and I’m obsessive flosser
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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
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Green Creek Audiobook Connoisseurs:
Does anyone know if there’s a difference between the free (provided with membership?) versions of Heartsong and Brothersong and the credit required versions on audible? I am new there (read: free trial, specifically to listen to green creek in the car)
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It’s been thirty years, and the bit in The Princess Bride where Inigo goes:
“Let me explain… no, there is too much. Let me sum up.”
… is still the most relatable exchange I’ve ever seen in a film.
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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet
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do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop
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glow in the dark boyfriend
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yuri's your yaoi :P
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Robbie Fontaine ‘I like being here… I feel safe’
I AM CURSED WITH KNOWLEDGE SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
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Every Green Creek book, I’m like ‘oh no they are the most deeply tragic couple in the series’ and then I think that about the next book and the next
We need a bracket fr
#green creek series#green creek#They are all tragic for different reasons though#Like Mark and Gordo have HISTORY and keep missing each other#Robbie and Kelly literally (almost?) have the scenario that everyone else fears could happen to them#Joe and Gavin have these horribly tragic pasts that cause them to leave Ox and Carter in efforts to protect them#(Actually low key the parallels between Joe/Ox and Gavin/Carter I have thoughts)#And then oh my god Ox has the self preservation skills of wet raspberry (SO SO Affectionate but also you know what fuck you)#Tbh the most tragic is probably Elizabeth and Thomas but STILL
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Also, while I’m yapping, Ox is obviously the most wanted man in all of Green Creek but I do think runner up is Carter
At the very LEAST, Chris, Tanner and Rico have thought about it because they will NOT shut up about how attractive/desirable/pretty he is in the first two books
#Maybe I’m misremembering#Maybe it only happened twice#But I still have two nickels babe! (In THIS economy?!?)#green creek series#green creek#Yes this is based on the bar chat where the boys torment Gordo with their list
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okay okay okay but what is Elizabeth Bennett’s tether? What is Mark’s?
#green creek series#green creek#I feel like the books tell us and I just forgot#Halfway (ish)? Through Ravensong so like#But also I NEED TO KNOW
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Young adult Ox deserves a cut off tank and backwards at moment
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