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popular text posts + ask memes (part two) 

❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜  ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent  ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜

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@hommeours

❛ Oh hey, Mogar ! You joinin’ us tonight    for a night of saving the town ? ❜

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@sexyslowmotrash

❛ Vav, c’mon, don’t be stupid. That’s never    going to work and we both know it. Let’s    just go with my idea. ❜

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saving the town. so, in honor of me returning to X-Ray, hit that like button in the face like a boss for a starter

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why should i resolve things peacefully when i can fucking punch you in the face

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URL Change

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ray narvaez jr – fake ah crew aesthetic

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I'm gonna try and revive all my blogs because I miss all of them, and by that, I mean bringing The Marionette and X-Ray back. I tried to revamp X-Ray on another blog, but it was fruitless because I'm far too attached to this blog. Urls are gonna be changed, and I'm reverting his main verse again, switching it back to his original hero verse.

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revamped tag dump 4

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revamped tag dump 1

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I wanna bring this muse back, but he’s been really out of it. 

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Oh SHIT. That grin. That... That had to be illegal, right? There’s no way a grin like that should be allowed to exist.          “Uh...” Was all he was able to say before he           lost the ability to speak again.

Fuck.

       This was not going as planned. Well, there        wasn’t a plan to begin with. He saw the        Mad King get riled up and he LIKED it.        What was there to say? “Well uh, I honestly don’t know.  I have no filter, man.”

“Little one?” He asked, then he bit his lip   when he saw how close the older man  had gotten.         “I uh… What uh… Whataya          want me to say?”

He’s bad at this. All the confidence he had mustered to utter out the comment was completely gone now.

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“Little one?” He asked, then he bit his lip   when he saw how close the older man  had gotten.         “I uh... What uh... Whataya          want me to say?”

He’s bad at this. All the confidence he had mustered to utter out the comment was completely gone now.

continued ⇝ ✘ | @haywoodisms

“Uh, yeah. That’s so. So  uh… there.” 

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The younger laughed softly, grabbing the star from the box.            “Well, you can do that so we can             put the star up.” He smiled,             approaching the tree, seeing the             ornament and smiling. 

Ray glanced up when Ryan spoke, then he hummed thoughtfully before nodding.           “Sounds good. You wanna put it up since           you’re taller and can reach?” He asked. 

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Ray glanced up when Ryan spoke, then he hummed thoughtfully before nodding.           “Sounds good. You wanna put it up since           you’re taller and can reach?” He asked. 

continued ⇝ ✘ | @themadkingryanbaewood

Ray nodded, then he made his way back to the lights he had abandoned, unraveling them before looking to Ryan, seeing the ornament in his hand. His heart warmed up and a fond smile made its way to his lips.           “Where on the tree should we put that?”           He asked as he began wrapping the           lights around the tree.