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what else can be said about this nonsense than

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as if i thought season 1 of HOTD could not get any worse lmaooo season 2 is like shit to a blanket

Do you love me? You imbecile.

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This is how I imagine Rhaenyra and her brother conversation after his coronation

Made by @vivalarevolution​

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the fact ryan condal keeps hitting with the villain bat anyone who has a problem with rhaenyra and daemon's absolutely destructive behavior is beyond me

he turned corlys and rhaenys into simps who don't give a fuck that rhaenyra and daemon conspired to murder their son & daemon executed corlys's brother in the middle of the throne room for standing up for his family's blood right to driftmark to not pass to bastards who were being passed off as trueborn(a literal crime in westeros)

he removed all of rhaenyra's negative traits and made her out to be this tragic righteous angel who everyone should cheer for no matter what

no one cares about the random person daemon murdered to use as laenor's body double but we get 50 scenes of the serving girl aegon SA'd and she's coming back for season 2 - a character who does not exist in the books

vaemond is portrayed as a greedy and grasping fool instead of a man desperate to keep his family's seat in his family - westeros's world means blood is everything

daemon's crimes of murdering his first wife, grooming his niece/wife, being the westerosi equivalent of a neo nazi(except with valyria, a eugenicist oligarchy built on slavery and slaughter) are all brushed under the rug for "YAS MALEWIFE" (do you honestly think he would allow his wife's bastards to inherit ahead of his kids with her? nope)

meanwhile criston cole has his honor violated by rhaenyra who uses him like a glorified dildo - a sacred vow of the kingsguard that means death or castration for any who break it - and calls her a cunt one time and he's the worst man alive

corlys pimped out his 12 year old daughter to viserys and no one cares, but otto does it with alicent and he's somehow the most evil man alive next to criston cole

corlys in 1x10 was fucking hilarious

"rhaenyra was complicit in our son's death. that girl destroys everything she touches."

-minutes later-

"you have the full support of my fleet and house"

condal says the show isn't biased. and i'm the empress of austria.

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King Viserys, world’s first discord mod: Alicent do you wanna come over and see my minecraft build? you are sooo mature for your age btw

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Ted: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.

The Alphas:

Ted: No you’re not, Ted! We still love you, Ted!

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Ted: There is no future. there is no past. Do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Fassbach:

Somptow:

Brianna:

Everyone Else in Thebes:

Brianna: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Ted: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Fassbach: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Ted: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Ted Faro: I have issues.

Grigori Fasbach: That’s great, Ted! The first step to redemption is accept-

Ted Faro: With you. *activates kill switch*

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has anyone done this yet…

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tfw you’re not raven or shaw and you don’t automatically know how to operate any piece of tech

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#she really said ‘honey what the FUCK are you wearing’

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#He didn’t stick the landing. #He floated himself.

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I hope he gets anally ravaged by a shire horse in mating season

The cast/crew: May will meet again

Me: 😭🥺💗😭🥺💗

Jroth: May we me-

Me:

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So... you’re telling me that Emori who was literally impaled, Madi who’s body stopped functioning, Echo who’s heart stopped beating and Levitt who was shot in the heart, all of them transcended... but Bellamy fucking Blake, who actually died trying to convince everyone that transcendence was real... didn’t??!??

Holy shit that’s spiteful writing right there.

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Is this episode just everyone getting absolved of their past sins, while Bellamy is still laying dead on sanctum because he was ✨too far gone✨

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Lmao this review is savage and I'm living for it