crustacean-man
crustacean-man
Shelled Sea Creature
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crustacean-man · 5 months ago
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i definitly didnt shamelessy stole this from reddit
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crustacean-man · 5 months ago
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Happy Fryeday :3
This was just an excuse to draw Evie like that
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OG:
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Ik Jacob doesn't have soulles eyes but I draw him like that often so
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crustacean-man · 6 months ago
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yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world
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crustacean-man · 6 months ago
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A snake in Thailand spent enough time sitting still in the water to grow moss and turn into a dragon, apparently.
More video at the source account!
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crustacean-man · 6 months ago
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crustacean-man · 6 months ago
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starting a collection
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crustacean-man · 7 months ago
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some people ask me if I am a monster fucker no for I am the monster that fucks
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crustacean-man · 7 months ago
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you look at a map for like 3 hours.
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crustacean-man · 7 months ago
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I was the one who got medic tf2 to say “yass bitch slay”. You may thank me now.
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crustacean-man · 7 months ago
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nobody understands my craft
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crustacean-man · 7 months ago
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some of the most harrowing moments in breaking bad are the moments when hank dehumanizes dead people just because they're drug dealers/manufacturers/users only for walt, who often killed those people in the first place, to clearly feel viscerally uncomfortable with that dehumanization. i'm thinking especially about hank playing gale's tape of him singing and dancing for walt and flynn -- hank is making this dead man dance a little jig for him and he's laughing it up and walt is the only one in the room who seems to feel the full weight of the ghoulishness of it all. and yet walt is the one who ordered gale's murder. he's the reason gale is dead. or hank being so dismissive about krazy-8's death even though he was a dea informant, meanwhile months after murdering krazy-8 walt can't cut the crusts off his sandwiches without thinking about him. it's so.......like imagine that you get murdered and even in death the only person who actually thinks of you as a human being worthy of empathy and consideration is the one who killed you. makes me gnaw at the walls
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crustacean-man · 7 months ago
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( <= green bean
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crustacean-man · 7 months ago
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crustacean-man · 7 months ago
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crustacean-man · 7 months ago
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Ngl, fantastic motive, one of the best there is, still assault and battery
Reblog daily for health and prosperity
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crustacean-man · 7 months ago
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Didn´t like the "I tread where I please", that constantly makes its round, so I changed it up.
She says "Fiat" and so she sets an example for us.
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crustacean-man · 7 months ago
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has anyone else accidentally disliked a video and then felt extraordinary unspeakable dread at the thought of being negative
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