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I am a violin maker learning to tattoo so here is a banana with the decoration from the Hellier Strad violin

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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Welp. Might as well.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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My boy gengar really made it in life, proud of him. Someone other than that electric rat finally gets a spotlight.

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Whoareyoupeoplewhyareyouinmyhousewhatthefuck- anyways while yall are here might as well take some seafood boil I ain't eatin' all of it myself.

Reminder:

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Reminder:

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My dog is squishable and that makes me very happy

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Imagine if someone made an online competitive dating sim.

I’d love to see something like that in esports. An intense competition to see who can fuck big titty anime girl #23 the fastest.

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What if we weaponized lobsters?

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I am going to fill your pillow with beans.