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Somehow I always manage to skip the part where I figure out what I want to do.

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But let me be clear: I am not complaining about the amount of mustard. Even more would be good too. You could totally pull it off.

Discussion: I should have drawn the person as the talking sandwich, maybe? Despite the fact that we are observing this scene from outside the second character's perspective? And more importantly despite the fact that I didn't want to?

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The hat hungers.

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Starting to think this cloud needs professional help. (This is nothing but my brain is broken and insists on posting sunk costs instead of a rerun.)

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Is it working yet?

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This isn't really a comic, but who actually cares? I can only get in trouble with myself & I don't really respect that guy's opinion anyway.

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sproing

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Here is the promised cat comic. May I have some mainstream success now, please?

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Struggling today, so here's this scribble from my notebook from a couple weeks ago when I was struggling less. The illegible text says, "Well, I wasn't going to gore you until you brought it up." It's funny because it's relatable! Tune in next time for one where the entire joke is that there's a cat!

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Don't delay! Reach out today!

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Thinkin' 'bout

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(and I'm pretty bummed about it)

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No thank you.

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It had been far too long.

The original:

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aaahhhh!

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Until then,

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Heh. Yeah, plus a little homage to my favorite of Cowboy Henk's disgusting/hilarious onomatopoeias: PLOEP (which I could well be misremembering, but which has entered my inner idiolect forever either way).

It is fun to say, though. I'm going to be your friend so I get to say it all the time, OK?