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do it drunk. do it high

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loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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The Terror just does such a good job at stripping down hierarchies and cultural values to expose their social construction and (f)utility. You can talk about the immorality and “dirtiness” of queerness all you want, but when all the trappings of society are gone, why does it matter if Bridgens wants to cradle his dying husband? An anatomist is not a doctor, but what about when all your doctors are dead and gone? Your class system is an immovable fact of life, but what if it’s useful to use a vote to go against a commanding officer’s order? And of course, your Englishness is synonymous with civility and superiority, but what about when your coats don’t stop you from freezing to death and your industrial food supply is poisoning you and your guns can’t protect you and your language that you’ve forced all over the globe is now a barrier?

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Thinking about Andrey kneeling on the opposite side of a pillar from Peter in the Theatre of Death.

Even in death they're two halves of a whole that cannot be rejoined...

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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

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ive heard if its all gone wrong and is fucked beyond repair you can actually use it for banana bread

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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words

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Me lying on my CV applying to be a middling babylonian bureaucrat: Proficient at cuneiform and clay tablets,

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does anyone want to fumble me

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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

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i like when you watch a video essay from 5+ years ago and they make a joke/apologize for how long the video is and the runtime is like. 35 minutes. when we now live in an era of 3 hour intricate breakdowns of bad kids shows being everywhere.

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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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My patho playlist continues with PALC - С каждым

My rough translation of the chorus:

It is here, the stone age And you, of stone are made Under ribs reaches a hand But there's nothing left

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I think every lesbian who says she wouldn't date a bi woman is functionally on the same wavelength as men who say they would only marry a virgin