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that one fairy every time you hit the pause button
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sometimes i think partnership is a scam
debt together, d13 4 my bitchh
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the bartender and care taker are enjoying their drinks really close to each other. certainly they are good friends
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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i love it when mathematicians use the word "invoke" to basically mean "use". like yes i am a wizard (mathematician) invoking powerful chain lightning spells (using fermat's little theorem) to cut down all who stand in my way (get rid of annoying exponents)
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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having
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I鈥檓 proud to identify as morosexual. I鈥檓 attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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