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Genuinely 90% of historical fiction would be so much better if more writers could get more comfortable with the fact that to create a good story set in a different time period you do actually have to give the characters beliefs & values which reflect that time period

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dionysus big naturals

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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

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Thank you dear supporters for all the help you are offering the people of Gaza in this dire time. I am a father of four tender babies who are paying much of their childhood and innocence in this unfair war. Please do whatever you can to help me save my family till the war ends.

Despite the suffering and hardships of this fierce war , your support and assistance ease us and grant us power and patience. Your contribution keeps a whole family safe, that is why i am asking you to donate whatever you can of at least share my link so that other donors can know about my tragedy and pain.

https://gofund.me/dd27f564

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two emo boys dry humping really fast and there's sparks flying from their studded belts rubbing together

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olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

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why are british people always so mad when people make jokes about their accents. sorry you say yewchube. it’s funny though innit

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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

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An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

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oh my god god god remember when people would put 'conventionally attractive' on their blog as like an acknowledgement of privilege that was so funny can we bring something like that back. penis size in bio NOW

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obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he

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Lilo and Stitch except Stitch is voiced by Dio Brando

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you want anything off uber eats bro

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watching Seven Samurai