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do i write a fic in past tense just so i can directly quote from crooked kingdom the moment right before the fic diverges…

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Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

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the problem with learning languages is i basically act the way i did undiagnosed at five where i panic and cant speak if someone at all goes off the script i prepared

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

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do vampires ever watch twilight and wonder wtf humanity has come to or

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Kaz Brekker age 9 realizing the guy who killed his brother is literally the most powerful man in the city: ...I just need to lock the fuck in—

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plants that look like they're dying immediately after you forget to water them one (1) time but also recover immediately after you do are my best friends actually. very clear signals, hold no grudges, that's a relationship that works for me

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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you say "we can't concretely label historical figures as gay or trans because those labels are part of our very specific contemporary culture and wouldn't have lined up with how people in the past understood themselves" and no one bats and eyelid. you say "for those same reasons, we also can't say that historical figures were straight or cis by our standards" and society goes wild.

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the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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Diversity win: you’re a weird little thing

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Physical therapy is wild because they're always like "hey do this weird little movement" and you're like "hmm my brain doesn't seem to know how to activate that movement" and then they'll like trick your brain into doing it by making you do other movements first or making you resist against them moving you or some shit and your brain is like oooooh ✅ new movement unlocked. And then they tell you to do that movement 20 times a day and you do and it makes some part of your body you didn't even know was related hurt less. What the fuck.

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adulthood is actually about watching more and more of your friend group get prescribed adhd medication and feeling it loom over your shoulder like a spectre with each passing day

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hey as a local aroace, i want to specify something.

we're no strangers to love. you know the rules and so do i (do i). a full commitments what im thinking of. you wouldnt get this from any other guy. i just wanna tell you how im feeling. gotta make you understand. never gonna give you up. never gonna let you down. never gonna run around and desert you. never gonna make you cry. never gonna say goodbye. never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god