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NASA: We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.
Alien: Hey humans, you sound nice.
NASA: Haha thanks. You should come over :)
Alien: Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.
NASA: Aww damn. SO what are you doing?
ALien: Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?
NASA: But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)
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college tips
- do not take 8 am classes
- dont take 3 hr classes that only meet once a week
- sleep
- when u write an essay pick out the quotes/examples u want and write the essay around it
- email ur teachers and meet with ur advisors regularly
- quizlet
- TRIPLE CHECK YOUR ALARMS
- bring tupperware to the dining hall to smuggle out extra food
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me: *walks past a bird and it doesn't fly away*
me: I'm one with the nature
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Message me one thing you want to know about me.
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Here am i again, falling inlove to another person's way of thinking :/ it shouldnt be this way
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Really wanting to talk about the thing you’re obsessed with but your friends aren’t into it like
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Have you ever heard a voice that is the human equivalent of sex
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This was one of the best days of my life. We just got in the car and drove with no destination or plans. We ended up spontaneously climbing a mountain and I left all my pain at the peak. I haven’t felt resentment since I got home. I think once you open your heart to the earth you can’t really feel anything but love.
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Me to a 5 yr old: so how do you keep your skin so clear??
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“and we didn’t talk after that” is probably the saddest thing to say
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It's been a while since I opened this blog. Many things have had happened wow
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