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Another season of Pretty Little Liars

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Haven’t made a post in a while :(

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need me a freak like that

date someone who

is a pancake

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Don’t forget to take your dills.

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Would anyone like a… side of hash burns?

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Leg so hot Hot hot leg Leg so hot you fry an egg

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there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me

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So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

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so i just randomly found this interaction on twitter…

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the signs as lyrics in dan's diss track

ARIES: your jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality

TAURUS: wtf even is your sexuality

GEMINI: i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry

CANCER: but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic

LEO: cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe

VIRGO: so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe

LIBRA: you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary

SCORPIO: you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat?

SAGITTARIUS: reasons why dan’s a fail, i’ll give you some

CAPRICORN: you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man

AQUARIUS: before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up

PISCES: you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep

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#NotMyLucifer

PETITION TO GET MARK BACK AS LUCIFER. COME ON FAM😈😈😈😈

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Let's replace a word in some bands' names with "Alive" :)))

- Alive! At the Disco - Twenty Alive Pilots - Fall Alive Boy - Pierce the Alive - Alive with Sirens - MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

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everything make sense with this

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What the fuck mcr

Me: ah yes what a beautiful day.

Mcr: knock knock, guess who? Mcrx bitch.

Me: *eyeliner streaming* I just came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

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Me: *minding my own business*

MCR: 9/23/16

Me: hello Ebony Dark'ness my old friend