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when u move out you can go to a living room and use your phone there instead of being in your bedroom. it's allowed
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woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?
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been putting together nearly the entire Institute from The Magnus Archives in sketches (with immense help from @helloarchivist <33 ) this is all completely based on personal headcanons and imagination, going from the top floor to basement, don't question the size or layout this is all based on vibes alone lol
special shoutout also to @blackberreh-art for inspiring the big ass Eye window in Elias' office
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Michael, you would fall and turn the white snow red as strawberries in the summertime.
Edit: i forgot to say, but yes! The caption is indeed lyrics from the song "White Winter Hymnal" By Fleet Foxes!
Super inspired by @weevildead 's michael painting! I hesitate to post this bc it was super experimental, and i hate the hair and how unblended the edges are w the obvious layers and weird blurring and stray marks...but idc im posting it.
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naddpod is soooo good. what if there was a big weird loser, a little weird fellow, and a weird woman with a creature. and what if they were the best friends in the world
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In mine I’m pregnant, about to give birth, stuck on a cruise ship in a hurricane with no one I know around to help me besides my three republican women coworkers.
everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank
#I’m afraid of 1. pregnancy 2. boats 3. big storms 4. being stuck in awkward situations with my republican coworkers#this dream literally hit all four#all my stress dreams tend to relate to pregnancy I’m pretty sure I have a phobia#but that dream was the worst#I was actively in labor and they would be casually chitchatting and then when I would yell or make noise they’d kinda#halfheartedly be like ‘oh yeah you’re here it’s okay we’ve all given birth before this is no big deal we don’t need a doctor’#and then go back to talking with each other like I wasn’t lying on the ground in front of them
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It's Juneteenth yall. And I'm not letting this day go unmarked.
Black people fight for everybody. We stand in solidarity with women, lgbt people, poor people all over the world of every skin color and background. Every religion and nationality.
Today, stand with us. Be with us. Tell a black person you love them. Hug a black person (with consent). Ask that hot black girl out today. Make a black person smile. Black lives matter to everybody and you matter to us.
Stand with us on Juneteenth like we stand with you all year round, and I hope a happy Pride month continues for all of us
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Having experienced a lot of it in my 20s, I think some of the worst, pettiest, most straight up this-is-just-bullying-you're-passing-off-as-praxis incidences of Queer Infighting endemic to young people can be best understood as attempts to exercise power by people with very little power.
Like you're 22, you're queer, you've just become a Marxist, the scope of World Suck is overwhelming and you have $30 in your bank account. What can you do to feel like you have any power? Well, you can try to get your frenemy cancelled for cosplaying a character from a problematic show. You can write a public callout post over someone's obviously friendly use of a slur you don't think they technically have the right to reclaim. Doing this stuff can make you feel like you have power and your actions have an impact. Unfortunately the impact in question is a negative impact on other marginalized people. But that often takes some maturity and self-reflection to notice.
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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"
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GIFTOBER 2023
DAY THIRTY-ONE: FREE CHOICE
A timeline of DONALD GLOVER and MILES MORAELS
Spider-Man 3 (2007) / The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) / Donald Glover: Weirdo (2012) / Community 2x01 "Anthropology 101" (2010) / Ultimate Fallout #4 (2011) / "Not Going Back" Live Performance (2011) / Ultimate Spider-Man 3x11 "The Spider-Verse: Part Three" (2015) / Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) / Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) / Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)
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The people in front of you at the post office are always the most insane creatures you didn’t know god could make whose one goal is to waste away the day. The people behind you at the post office are desperately trying to feel the warmth of human touch via your back
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