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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.

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my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here

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transmasc fall is coming up, you know what that means

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what's up with writers makign their troublemaker characters grow up to be cops instead of like. social workers

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

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still not over the stephen colbert thing, the way they're punishing him so much by not only essentially firing him but cancelling the show he loves in its entirety, which means also punishing all 200 people who work for and with him on the show.

it is setting an example. it's saying, "this is what happens when you speak truth to power. we will not only punish you. we'll punish the people around you that you've led and loved. is it worth it now, stephen? would it be worth it, other late night talk show hosts? if you don't keep quiet, we will quiet you". the other late night talk show hosts are not all under paramount (iirc, it's just the daily show), but this sets a precedent that tells them they are all vulnerable.

"it's not a big deal" idk man it really seems like it is

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cooking show but the judge is just a random kid with autism related food issues. no one can figure out what criteria they use to judge "good food" from "bad food" least of all the judge themself.

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i think it's really fun that the most destructive legal action that can be enacted on someone else in the united states is just "extend parental rights to an adult"

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Anxiety: You're almost 30 and haven't published a single book. You wasted your chance to become a successful author!

Me: Stan Lee created Spider-Man at age 40. George R. R. Martin wrote A Game of Thrones at age 48.

Anxiety: Oh fuck nvm you do you, king.