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[Image Description: a humanoid depiction of Pluto with green skin and long green hair. Pluto has top surgery scars and is looking sadly down at a tiny sun held in their hands. End Description]

Have you ever thought about how small the sun must appear to Pluto? ♇

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why are so many automatic soap dispensers so shy

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marisa offers a word of advice

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do you support the war in vietnam?

ma’am this is a John Lennon/Paul McCartney erotica blog

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everytime dungeon meshi focuses on characters outside of the touden party you can really feel the looming horror of the dungeon,, only the touden party is having a silly fun time by virtue of eating the horrors

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i just woke up after 3 hours of sleep & as i was slowly waking up, someone in my dream called me a "sleep tourist". and like. how do i even refute that. i literally got called a fake fan of sleep.

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go lie in grass with me?

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When someone you love offers a bid for connection, you say yes every time. When someone sends you an article, a video, a funny post, it’s a bid for connection. They are trying to connect with you. When someone shares details about their day, their life, their thoughts, or their feelings with you, that is a bid for connection. They want to connect with you on a deeper level. They are trying to pull you into their world. If you love them, you say yes every time. Yes, even if the article they send is not particularly interesting to you. Yes, even if it means listening to them ramble about a game you don’t care about and think is stupid. Yes yes yes. And let’s hope they always say yes to your bids, too.

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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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I'm a law abiding citizen but something about working six times harder than my grandparents for a sixth of what they had is persuasive

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[Image Description: a four panel comic.

1. A big tower peeking out from a forest. A speech bubble reads “princess!”

2. A princess smiling and pressing her hand to her chest. “I am here fr… what is that?” The princess says “what is what?”

3. A prince hanging from the window pane looking deadpan

4. The princess saying “oh my demon claw?” She looks nonplussed at her other hand which is huge and claw like with eyes and purple spots. End Description]

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[Image Description: a digital drawing of tiny black cats hidden in a field of clover. One of them is looking up at a big shiny bubble. End Description]

Springtime quest!☘️ …phone and desktop wallpaper available! LINK! ^o^

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me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

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Inktober: how does a phone work underwater half a billion years ago anyways?

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they're making a new movie or something and everybody agrees it's going to be bad but for some reason we will have to keep talking about it and paying attention to it and writing a million thinkpieces about it and unpacking every aspect of it on youtube. yeah sorry it's the law