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fujoshi dog

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hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

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[Image Description: a green text from 4chan which reads: looking for a new gym. Ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe. She doesn’t understand. Pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe. She laughs and says “it’s a good gym, sir.” Buy a membership. It’s cringe.” Alongside the post is a photo of sad Pepe. End Description]

"creepy or wet" being the lasting impact of the gym copypasta is funny because that wasn't like... a fully bot-generated post. the only things being changed from the original greentext were two words,

based and cringe

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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what is your favorite type of cookie. not allowed to throw shade not allowed to be mean to each other just say what kinda cookie you like the most. this isn’t a competition just a conversation between friends there is no right answer 

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the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

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*2025 kindergarten roll call* benrey?

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Gender Troubles: The Butches (watch it for free until March 29th)

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youre never alone. bacteria

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the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

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hey does anyone want to bleed out in my arms it has to be weird

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‼️The war is back,We are under bombardment‼️

As you know, after spending a year and a half under genocide, we are now back at war again. Bombings are everywhere, martyrs are everywhere, everything is dull, the crossing is closed, there are no goods or medicine, and the prices are exorbitant. 😭😔

At this moment, there are more than 500 martyrs and the number is still increasing.😞 Every martyr is a dream. More than 500 dreams have been killed.😭😞

We will die at any moment, don't leave us alone, we need you, you are our last hope, donate to save me and my family...‼️‼️‼️

JUST DONATE ‼️🙏

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more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

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The first rule of Fight Club is you have to kiss

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R there bots on here now that send go fund me links on anon or what's happening I've gotten like 27 since coming back here

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Old people can’t have a steady retirement, young people can’t buy a house, and middle aged people are having to support their adult children and their parents at the same time like nobody here is winning

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jonathan harker's arc is about him accepting that he is actually into being dominated by an evil vampire as long as that evil vampire is the woman he loves. mina murray harker's arc is about her accepting that she has a right to take up space and speak her mind instead of bowing to social norms. lucy westenra's arc is about how the polyamory didn't change anything, it didn't save anyone, but it still matters that the polyamory was there. arthur holmwood's arc is about learning to cope with a sudden massive tragedy by opening himself up to others and strengthening his social bonds. quincy p morris's arc is about being hot and owning guns. abraham van helsing's arc is about not getting complacent in the idea that he has an open mind and accepting that he might make wrong calls based on his biases. jack seward's arc is about rebounding from life altering heartbreak by getting back in contact with his old favorite professor from med school who he sucked off one time. count dracula's arc is about fumbling a series of bad bitches so hard that he flees the country and dies.