by that I mean little things that are indeed important
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a detailed list of things i hate
hot weather
high temperatures
heat
warmer than average conditions
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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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If the Brits have one thing, itโs definitely soccer chants๏ฟผ
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stupid thing about me is I donโt cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether Iโll actually fucking do it tho
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Pressure cooker
how to make bone broth in a non-god honoring way
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Seeing this while listening to the charge nurse disparage the administration for not giving us security officers is just about the funniest thing ever.
M*A*S*H | 2.24 - "A Smattering of Intelligence"
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Have that pathetic crying session. It will save you
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So anyways with the rapid rise of fascism I feel itโs a good time to point out that itโs perfectly legal to follow unjust orders slowly, badly, or inefficiently
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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
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thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!
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hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

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somehow overwhelmed and underwhelmed. itโs a secret third thing. whelmed.
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