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I guess I just like making monsters. If your DM would let you, I have an extra rule. Your strength has a higher limit and every strength score above 20 increases your size: 22 is large, 24 is huge, and +26 is gargantuan.
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The Ultimate Tucker Carlson Folk Song
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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]
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Birds also
And fish
u like to be scratched and pet? congratulations, mammal
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did i ever tell u all that when i was 15 i went on a school trip to see romeo and juliet at the globe but my teacher didn’t realise until after he’d booked it that it was a ~sexy~ version with bdsm in it
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GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.
[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]
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