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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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A migrating phoenix has stopped for a decadent sippy of water from a stagnant puddle in a Walmart parking lot and has ignited the years of accumulated fuel leaks into the surrounding pavement. It's so happy.

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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[guy who's about to invent quora voice] man i love reddit but its just not racist enough for me

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this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

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The landlord fears the urban oyster mushroom farmer

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listen i do not believe i'm able to communicate with chao in any way but when the unmistakable sound of raccons having a fistfight on the roof broke out and we looked at each other I firmly believe the shared thought was "you hear that too, right?"

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wish i had tumblr mutuals who lived in my city. who will i make out with now

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WOKE simon and garfunkel

the sound of pronouns

mx. robinson

the gay boxer

i identify as a rock

america (shaking head disapprovingly)

the only living person in new york

old queerplatonic partners

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Misread your post and thought you said kaiju films were exploitative of the kaiju and I was baffled by this kind of niche cinema analysis

atomic blasts are actually very exhausting and bad for godzilla’s health and directors will make him do it up to twenty times for one film. he sometimes has to spend weeks recovering in the hospital afterwards. and godzilla is one of the most famous and best-paid kaiju, so just imagine what it’s like for lesser-known kaiju still trying to break into the industry. it’s a terrible but severely underdiscussed side of monster films 😔

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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

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