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just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

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🌟 Nalu Week Day 3 🔥

Now I don't really have the time to even think about their outfits 🤣 I just went with it. I had a different idea for this prompt, but I thought that could be for later 🤔

Tags: @thenaluarchive @nalu-nation

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i love reading sad books bc when your own grief is stopped up inside you like a clogged drain you can grieve for a character on a page and understand that you're also grieving for yourself a little bit

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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Mike at the Dior Men’s Fashion Show 2026

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self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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The Comprehensive Jake and Justin Blecha Appreciation Post.

God I love these men.

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Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

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gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

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whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

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hometown, am i allowed to go into a new year without you?

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chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.

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if you can't fix him, put him in lingerie.

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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Markiplier has been killing people lately. Oh well, I support him

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