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cryptic-cryptid · 6 hours ago
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Fourth in a series I of comics about protesting safety tips I made with @this.is.ysabel . This one is about the dangers of police surveillance and how to avoid it if possible. Keep being safe when you go out. Don’t get snatched!
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cryptic-cryptid · 1 day ago
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I don't know. I just don't know
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cryptic-cryptid · 1 day ago
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theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?
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cryptic-cryptid · 1 day ago
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cryptic-cryptid · 1 day ago
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“ACES BELONG AT PRIDE”
a PSA for the naysayers and encouragement for those who need it. mostly the latter rather than the former, but for those who needed the PSA:
you’re welcome.
※ photos taken May 2018 at Tokyo Rainbow Pride. see more at queerascat.com.
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cryptic-cryptid · 1 day ago
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cryptic-cryptid · 1 day ago
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There is no gay liberation without trans liberation
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cryptic-cryptid · 1 day ago
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Working on a dataset of roadkill reports. state agency personnel CANNOT spell
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cryptic-cryptid · 1 day ago
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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
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cryptic-cryptid · 1 day ago
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Everyone thinks they’re radicalized these days. Well start blowing shit up then
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cryptic-cryptid · 1 day ago
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Thirsty wunk
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cryptic-cryptid · 3 days ago
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creepers are such a hilariously bad thing to put in a sandbox game
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cryptic-cryptid · 4 days ago
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I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry
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cryptic-cryptid · 4 days ago
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Listen, you gotta be ok with some trans boys liking their tits and deciding to keep them. You gotta be okay with trans boys who cross dress and do drag. Look at me. They’re not going to hurt you. They’re just more in touch with their femininity now more so than they were before they knew they were men. And they’re so sexy
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cryptic-cryptid · 5 days ago
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.......I fucked up so bad.
I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.
I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.
I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.
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cryptic-cryptid · 5 days ago
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cryptic-cryptid · 5 days ago
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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that
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