cryptic-loser
cryptic-loser
🪦•Candy Vamp•🪦
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cryptic-loser · 3 hours ago
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"It's ok to disappoint people." has got to be MOST powerful, life changing advice I have ever heard.
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cryptic-loser · 6 hours ago
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
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cryptic-loser · 8 hours ago
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cryptic-loser · 3 days ago
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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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cryptic-loser · 3 days ago
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no actually i don't think antivaxxers' kids should die from a disease. i don't think gun advocates' kids should die in school shooting. children dying is bad actually, even if they're children of people you don't like.
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cryptic-loser · 3 days ago
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Rituals and Recipes
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Winter has a talent for potions, but he mainly uses his skill for creating new fragrance oils. Candles have to made somehow, right?
Closeup under the cut.
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cryptic-loser · 3 days ago
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made a comic
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cryptic-loser · 3 days ago
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conspiracy theory
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cryptic-loser · 4 days ago
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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”
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cryptic-loser · 4 days ago
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cryptic-loser · 5 days ago
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Your regularly scheduled reminder transandrophobia is not simply transphobia + misogyny but aimed at trans men, but also includes a hatred of masculinity that manifests in prejudice against trans men.
Cis masculinity may not be systematically oppressed but trans masculinity *is*. Trans masculinity is not prized or rewarded in society. Like queer masculinity in gay men, it is punished, feared and dismissed as "not true masculinity" like cishet (i.e. hegemonic) masculinity is.
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cryptic-loser · 6 days ago
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:3
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cryptic-loser · 7 days ago
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"You should be sleep its late"
No I am imagining my characters in situations
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cryptic-loser · 8 days ago
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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”
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cryptic-loser · 8 days ago
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actually we should start headcanoning female characters as being terrible with children
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cryptic-loser · 8 days ago
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are you five nights at fucking kidding me
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cryptic-loser · 11 days ago
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all those posts that are like "you and your blorbo swap lives" "draw your blorbo in your outfit" etc etc are fun and all but every time im like. bold if you to think i have a singular blorbo. its a bleebus circus up in here.
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