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A rest day isn't enough. I need one billion years alone in a crystal.

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bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

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With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

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Im the guy who's getting all those pauses pregnant

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when i tell you i had an aneurysm

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every moment is an epic gamer moment when i’m with you

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I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

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officially been severancepilled

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dude you gotta watch severance it's so exciting. in season 2 they go outside

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generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general

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trying to plan a wedding when you're not a christian girlie pop is so hard

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having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

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i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.