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THIS IS PEAK THOMAS X ALDO

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Gotta love lawrellini for the friends to friends, unrequited love on both sides, mutual pining for decades (nothing happens) vibe they bring to the function

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conclave is an amusing instance where you see the extremely well-made video edits backed by rupaul and charli xcx songs and think ‘surely this is giving me a warped impression of what this film is about’ and then you watch it and realise it really is like that

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Thomas Lawrence: i want to (remembers suicide goes against catholicism) be the pope?

God: hits the loudest incorrect buzzer of all time

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conclave dares to ask the question "what if you didn't want to be pope but eveyone and everything was conspiring for you to be pope and the moment you decide that maybe you should be pope god immediately and dramatically explodes a wall to tell you to stop being stupid"

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kind of crazy that Cardinal Lawrence started the movie having a crisis of faith and depressed about not feeling God’s presence but the moment he decided to try to get over it and try to be Pope anyway God showed up and blasted the roof off the place directly over his head specifically to tell him to sit back down. Dad who hasn’t been home in months and then shows up at your little league game to boo

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dying on Easter when you’re the Pope after telling JD Vance to go fuck himself, in a year where there’s a fandom for a movie about a Conclave, is pure aura farming honestly

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bc wtf do you mean i had to read the book to find out when benitez announces his papal name lomeli/lawrence sinks to his knees. HIS KNEES

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It's always "I love you" and never "I've come to ask for your forgiveness. I had the temerity to tell you to examine your heart when all the time it was my own... it's shameful to be this age and still not know yourself."

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me when i know what it is to desire, and to be desired, both by women and by men

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Ohhh look at me I’m Jacopo Baldassare Lomeli. I’m the Dean of the College of Cardinals. I got kissed by Aldo Cardinal Bellini and Sister Agnes. The new Holy Father looks at me with lovesick eyes and just hinted the start of a codependent relationship with me. Fuck you.

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can't stop thinking about this...

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Omg thissss

Sotr spoilers!!

Thinking about how the gumdrops that killed Lenore Dove were probably poisoned with nightlock, given their red color. And how Haynitch watched katniss stop peeta from eating the berries in the arena, knowing he couldn’t ever stop Lenore dove in his nightmares.

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the tributes

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I NEED MORE CLOVIS AND NICO THINGS TO SILENTLY OBSESS OVER NOW >:(.

THANK YOU, BUT ALSO 🖕 (You fueled a new obsession (i have too many to count atp))

HAH IM SORRY!! I might make something with them soon to fuel the Clovico fire hihihi