crypticenbug
crypticenbug
Just Your Local Cryptid
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Cryptic/Bug • He/Him & Bug/Bugself • 21 • queerfag • Not necessarily 18+ blog but I do post some suggestive content so that's up to you • Icon credit: @baby_carrot_art • Header credit: erexart
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crypticenbug · 14 hours ago
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god came to visit !
✨prints here!✨
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crypticenbug · 14 hours ago
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What if Pokemon & Animal Crossing had a crossover game? #24 Made in Blender! I referenced this artwork by @yencatx
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crypticenbug · 14 hours ago
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Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
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crypticenbug · 14 hours ago
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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.
"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."
Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.
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crypticenbug · 14 hours ago
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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time
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crypticenbug · 14 hours ago
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crypticenbug · 1 day ago
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Shiny Vaporeon & Shiny Espeon ko-fi doodle for Mihai! ✨
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crypticenbug · 2 days ago
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crypticenbug · 3 days ago
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crypticenbug · 3 days ago
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when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
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crypticenbug · 3 days ago
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nothign wrong with me that an orgasm a glass of orange juice another orgasm tweleve hours of sleep another orgasm a fuckload of pasta another orgasm a hot bath anothe roorgasm a bullet to the head another orgasm taking up smoking anpther orgasm a large alcolgic beveerage and aother orgams wont fix
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crypticenbug · 3 days ago
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in the club straight up shrimpin' it. and by it.. i mean my posture
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crypticenbug · 5 days ago
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crypticenbug · 5 days ago
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Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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crypticenbug · 6 days ago
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"AI Engorgement" refers to the phenomenon where an AI model absorbs too much misinformation in its training data. This corrupts the model's base truth, leading to strange glitches. An engorged image model, when prompted to create images for "cat" and "historical", generated the following:
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AI Engorgement may trigger a complete dissolution of truth within a model, leading it to back conspiracy theories, clearly debunked facts, and mistake fiction for reality. It is believed that the systematic siphoning of unreality by AI datasets is already revealing signs of engorgement in every major model.
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crypticenbug · 6 days ago
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Tumblr in 2012:
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Tumblr in 2022:
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crypticenbug · 6 days ago
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money beyond ypur wildist dreams
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