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that’s a good one

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At long last, somebody has finaly created the Springlock Suit, from the hit game series "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES BUILD A SPRINGLOCK SUIT"

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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I have had two sword fights. Both were wonderful.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

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So two of the kids I watch gathered that I am a witch because A: I like bugs B: My hair is purple and C: my bones make weird sounds. They very much like me and call me the nice witch.

Part 1 here!

Part 3

(Check my page for more stories soon)

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I usually default to the Herobrine one but occasionally I claim that my sister was a bear and we used to fight a lot.

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dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy

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horses made me transgender

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"I have depression." - character who has been through extensive therapy.

"I feel dead inside all the time and nothing helps!" - character who does like, regular introspective thinking and is aware of the concept of mental health.

"Leave me the fuck alone I'll be fine once I get over my stupid shit." - repressed character.

"It's fine I'm just having an Empty Time. What? Yeah, empty times, you know, when everything is like bzzzzzz in your brain and you don't shower for two weeks. Why, what do you call it?" - ooooughhh now we're talkin

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Astrology doesn't seem to work.

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silly friends from outer space

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So today I watched this interview with the Star Trek: The Next Generation cast and they demonstrate the phenomenon "space ship acting"

and they all go

and it just cracks me up, ESPECIALLY Sir Patrick Stewart

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The Duel (Dashcon 2, 2025)

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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Biodiversity can be achieved through executive dysfunction!

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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people