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Farleigh was the only person to ever smack that oliver booty, and he lived too. He just keeps winning

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i should be allowed to spontaneously combust whenever i want no repercussions no hurt just vibes and explode

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"my daughter is fine" bitch your daughter dresses up like this in fucking 1920s

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Paradise: attacked by locusts

These 3:

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obsessed w the way david eilander metamorphoses into a giant fly then is totally fine like 2 plagues later. like yeah thats david my brother he does that every tuesday

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I can't really say why but these two screenshots together make me laugh every time

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dorian gray wasn’t even that vain, he was just 20. everyone has a moment in their 20s when they realise they’re actually kinda hot, that’s a part of life and it’s totally Normal. it’s not dorian’s fault that all these sexually repressed men are obsessed with him, nor is it his fault that he’s exclusively attracted to red flags. this is just what happens when you’re in your 20s </3

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“Attracted to them books” LMFAOOOO

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💥🙌👏

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i fucked my mattress to your letterboxd review

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Apologies to anyone who stumbles upon my page for the next 2 months, I watched saltburn and I cannot stop naked Barry Keoghan from permeating the membrane of my mind.

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i loved him. i loved him. i loved him.

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