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cryptid-crackpot · 3 months ago
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still being active on tumblr is camp
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I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty
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cryptid-crackpot · 4 months ago
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if you're subscribed to Microsoft word, you probably received an email recently saying they're upping their prices. Like, a lot. ($9.99/month instead of $6.99)
guess what though? you can log into your account, click Cancel Subscription, and get the option to continue your subscription at the same price WITHOUT their bullshit AI.
That's right, the new, higher price is actually a different subscription that includes AI that everyone is being opted into by force! What a cool and fun product that clearly everyone wants.
you can also choose to buy Word 2024 without AI for a single lump sum that will be yours in perpetuity, with no updates, for one computer.
Check your subscription if you need Word for work! Don't get duped into paying for something you might not even want
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cryptid-crackpot · 4 months ago
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Quietly losing my mind over the fact that Elon Musk has straight up orchestrated a coup of our executive branch and like....I don't even know what, if any, system we have in place to fix this. Like... He's just taken control of the money and locked out the actual appointed officials. What the fuck.
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cryptid-crackpot · 6 months ago
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GOTHIC LITERATURE.( bold what applies. italicize what sometimes applies. repost, don’t reblog. )
DRACULA.- cold to the touch. flickering light. cold breath upon your neck. billowing white gowns. midnight strolls. pearl trimmed bands. the fall from grace. indulging in your deepest desires. the fear of outsiders. dark imaginations. bloodstained sheets. something lurking in the shadows. the urge to run away. glowing eyes in the darkness. the scent of garlic. preying on the weak. the power to both bring and take life.
THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GREY. ー old bookshelves. kisses on the hand. a drug-induced stupor. the pursuit of pleasure. devotion to the finer things in life. prizing youth and beauty above all. paying the ultimate price. blood red errors painted over in white snow. breaking the heart of the one you love. losing what’s left of your humanity.
FRANKENSTEIN. ー frantic sketches. the stench of something rotten. a scream from the woods. unorthodox beliefs. candles burning out. the crunch of leaves. dangerous knowledge. contemplating existence. the chill of winter in your bones. dark ambitions. prometheus reborn. the contrast between life and death.
THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO. ー false accusations. taking justice into your own hands. justice. elaborate schemes. playing upon others’ weaknesses. the solitude of the ocean. an ever-changing identity. an alienation from humanity. dissatisfaction in your life. escaping from prison.
tagged by: @kxllerblond (ty! <3)
tagging: @greatwrath , @demcnsinmymind , @orphanedshadow , @demonstigma , @helreginn, and anyone else who wants to!! <3
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cryptid-crackpot · 7 months ago
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I got 1 task done today. I emptied the big trash can in my bedroom. That's one less fork to deal with.
I have severe executive dysfunction. I've been dealing with it by having myself do one small task a day. So far it's helped a lot. By doing it this way my brain doesn't freak out trying to tackle everything at once.
I got my inspiration for it from this Donald Duck comic:
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cryptid-crackpot · 8 months ago
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— Fyodor Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment
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chaotic muppets interview
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cryptid-crackpot · 9 months ago
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Werewolves & Werewolf Fact Database
Werewolves are easily one of my greatest passions. I’ve written fiction about werewolves and studied werewolf folklore and pop culture for my entire life, and now I get to do it professionally as an academic. All my sources are thoroughly checked by myself and others, and I take very seriously sharing only accurate information about werewolves, be it from folklore or from a piece of popular culture.
I also do werewolf facts! Currently, werewolf/vampire/other folklore facts are on hold from their regular schedule while I compile and publish a fully coherent, fully sourced book entitled Werewolf Facts: A Guidebook to Folklore vs Pop Culture! Give me a follow to stay up to date with all the latest news.
Still, every now and then, I post a new bit of info about the folklore of werewolves. You’ll find those under both the Folklore tag and the Random Werewolf Fact tag. You can also check my Werewolves tag for other werewolf-related things, including asks and reblogs. You’ll find no shortage of werewolf content around here! You will of course find my own writing under the Writing tag, and rest assured a lot of it will be werewolves.
The following is a convenient database of all the werewolf facts I’ve written, for easy reference.
Werewolf Fact Database
What IS a Werewolf? - Although technically the 27th fact, this one is being listed first because it answers a very important question: what IS a werewolf, anyway? How do you define one? What is and isn’t a werewolf?
Full Moon - Where this idea of werewolves transforming at the full moon first came from, plus other info and more moon associations.
Silver - Where this idea of werewolves being sensitive to/only killable by silver came from.
Etymology - Etymology of the words “werewolf,” “lycanthropy,” and many other terms for werewolves.
The Trial of Peter Stubbe - How the trial of one Satanic sorcerer ended up becoming a massive negative influence on werewolf media.
Becoming a  Werewolf - A detailed list of various means of becoming a werewolf, and which ones are from folklore and which ones aren’t.
Curse, Not Disease - Discussion and details of how lycanthropy is a curse but popular culture has turned it into a disease and infection.
Berserkers - Lots of info on berserkers, their legends, and how they tie into werewolves. (Recently expanded!)
Werewolves Are Not British - A discussion of how ridiculous it is that so many modern pop culture things directly associate werewolves with British culture and especially the Victorian time period.
The First Werewolf - Examination into who, if anyone, could be considered the “first werewolf.”
Physical Appearance - The many different forms werewolves can take.
On Werewolf Intelligence (And Speech!) - Did you know werewolves are just as smart as you are, and some of them can talk, too?
Gluttony (and swallowing things whole) - Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? You should be, because he’s about to eat you alive. This is a study into how wolves and werewolves over the ages are closely associated with swallowing things and people alive/whole.
Werewolves as Noble Knights - Did you know that there were plenty of noble werewolf knights, way back when? Read all about them here.
How To Identify a Werewolf - All the different things you can use to figure out if someone might be a werewolf.
Is Alpha, Beta, Omega really a thing? - Just how unrealistic is the idea of the alpha-beta-omega hierarchy in wolf packs, and how does that relate to werewolves?
The Wulver is probably not actually a thing - What it says on the tin! The Wulver legend and a deeper look into it and its sources.
Powers and Abilities - A list of various werewolf powers and abilities, including which ones are from folklore and which ones aren’t.
Werewolves vs Evil - You know how werewolves are so often malevolent today? They weren’t always, that’s for sure.
How to Kill a Werewolf (Weaknesses) - A list of various werewolf weaknesses and means of killing them, including which ones are from folklore and which ones aren’t.
Werewolves vs Vampires - Who decided that werewolves and vampires are connected somehow? Better yet, why are they always “ancient enemies?” Here are your answers.
Transformation Triggers - After someone becomes a werewolf, what will actually make them transform?
The Arcadians - Greeks and Romans had werewolves too, and the Arcadians with their many werewolf sacrifices, rituals, and games were some of the most prominent.
The Transformation Sequence - Maybe the most scrutinized part of any modern werewolf thing - what were they like in folklore, how much did they hurt, and what are they like in pop culture today?
How to Cure Lycanthropy - So you or a loved one is a werewolf, how’re you going to fix this? What does folklore say about “curing” lycanthropy, as opposed to the pop culture methods?
Vrykolakas - What are vrykolakas, anyway - werewolves or vampires? And what is a volkodlak, and what do these words mean?
Can Werewolves Climb Trees? - A burning question of whether or not climbing that tree will actually save your character from a werewolf.
Can Werewolves Swim? - Another simple question, this time in regards to werewolves and how they handle water.
Werewolves and Christmas - Is Halloween really the only time of year for werewolves? Well, of course not, but just for the record, Christmas is a very werewolfy time of year, too!
Can Werewolves Outrun You? - Yet another simple question, this time concerning werewolf running speeds, with a close look at real-life wolves as an example.
Bite Worse Than… Wait, They Don’t Bark - Werewolves and wolves don’t actually bark! Here’s more info about that.
On Werewolf Biology - Are werewolves that biologically different from humans? What about wolves?
Werewolf Grandmas - My, what big teeth you have. Actually these werewolf grandmas aren’t what you expect - one of them has a tragic story to break your heart, and they come from Chinese mythology.
The Beast of Gevaudan, and What Isn’t a Werewolf Legend - Remember that really popular story, the Beast of Gevaudan? It’s not really much of a werewolf legend - here’s why.
Belladonna and Wolfbane (or Wolfsbane) - So how about that whole belladonna and wolfsbane thing negatively affecting werewolves? How’d that start, and does it have any basis in folklore at all?
Loup-garous and Rougarous - What are these things, anyway? Are they werewolves? The answer to that, plus a lot more info on how awesome they are.
Eye Colors - What color eyes does a werewolf have, anyway? How much variety is there, and what exactly do they look like?
Personality Changes - Did becoming a werewolf actually change the person’s personality in folklore, and what about popular culture?
Fur Colors - What fur colors do werewolves have? What about wolves, for that matter?
Werewolf/Monster Hunters - Were werewolf hunters, and monster hunters in general, really a thing in folklore? The answer might surprise you.
Creatures Confused With Werewolves - What is and isn’t a werewolf?
Where Were the Werewolf Hybrids? - What about werewolf hybrids, like werewolf-vampire hybrids? Were they a thing in folklore?
When Werewolves Went Rabid (Part 1) - A huge topic, at long last! Where did this concept of an insane/uncontrollable/”rabid” werewolf come from? Why is it so huge today? The first part in a two-part post.
When Werewolves Went Rabid (Part 2) - The conclusion to the topic on when werewolves became insane/uncontrollable/”rabid” monsters.
Aging and Immortality - So are werewolves immortal or what?
Werewolf Diet (Do Werewolves Eat People?) - Well, do they? And what else might they eat?
Eye/Vision Powers - What happens when you make eye contact with a werewolf?
The Werewolves of Ossory - One of my favorite werewolf stories! A medieval tale (published in a historie, not as fiction) about a monk who meets a pair of werewolves.
Werewolf Inheritance/Offspring - Is lycanthropy inherited? What are werewolf offspring like? Are there werewolf puppies? Here are the answers.
Magic Skins - What’s up with the whole association of magic skins with werewolves, anyway?
On Shaping Other Shapeshifters - How werewolves have influenced the modern concept of “werecreature” - essentially, by creating the whole thing and then getting no credit for it.
Packs, Communities, and Families - So how about that super popular werewolf pack trope?
Hands and Claws - Are werewolves capable of using their hands and/or paws as… well, as hands?
Arthur and Gorlagon, pt 1 - A werewolf story! A classic medieval werewolf tale that hits on some interesting werewolf ideas in a fun (hopefully?) retelling by yours truly.
Arthur and Gorlagon, pt 2 - The conclusion to a very good werewolf story with a truly badass werewolf.
Hiding Being a Werewolf - Did werewolves in folklore also have to hide their lycanthropy from everyone?
Wolves are Big, Werewolves are Bigger - Wolves are undoubtedly bigger than you think they are - and what does that say about folklore’s werewolves?
Spiritual Werewolves/Spirit Projection - So how about those werewolves that don’t undergo a physical transformation but instead project their souls out to become wolves? Did you catch all that?
Werewolves Have Tails - Here’s a fact all about how werewolves have tails and are scarier for it.
Memory - Do werewolves retain memory of their werewolfery in folklore, or do they wake up not remembering anything?
Mates and Mating - Do werewolves have some specific kind of mates, or mates at all? Mating seasons? Any of that?
Werewolf Women - A small look into the world of werewolf women in folklore - yes, there are werewolf women outside modern pop culture!
Prehistoric Werewolves - We looked once at how old werewolf legends are, but let’s take a deeper look at how people have always believed in them.
“The Werewolf of Bedburg,” Peter Stubbe - An extremely detailed, close examination of the legend of Peter Stubbe - and how his legend is one of a sorcerer, not a werewolf, and why it’s important to know the difference.
The Legend of King Lycaon of Arcadia - A very deep look into the legend of King Lycaon, often considered the “first werewolf,” as possibly the oldest fully intact werewolf story.
The Lai of the Werewolf, “Bisclavret” - A deeper look at the entirety of my favorite werewolf story, a medieval lai about a noble werewolf knight!
The Importance of The Wolf Man (1941) - A close look at exactly how incredibly important the classic Universal Monsters picture The Wolf Man has been - and still is - to everything we know and love about werewolves today.
Ancient Egypt - Was there anything like a “werewolf” in ancient Egypt? What about their mythology, and what did they think of wolves? Find out!
Werewolves in medical history + “clinical lycanthropy” - There were many medical treatises on werewolves attempting to scientifically explain and justify lycanthropy as a concept, including those that gave rise to the idea of “clinical lycanthropy.” This is an overview of those things.
Book Review - Sabine Baring-Gould’s The Book of Were-Wolves - A review for one of the most renown sources out there for werewolf studies. How good is it really? What all does it discuss?
Returning to Human Form - Under what circumstances does a werewolf return from the bestial form into the human form?
Hypertrichosis, “Werewolf Syndrome,” Beauty and the Beast, and Bluebeard - What is “werewolf syndrome,” and how does it relate to werewolves and the fairytales of Beauty and the Beast and Bluebeard?
Cynocephali, “dog-headed men” - What are the “cynocephali,” are they related to werewolves at all, and where do their stories come from?  
I’ll keep this list updated as more werewolf facts are posted.
Other helpful werewolf info, tips, and more:
What to Do and What to Avoid when Writing Werewolves/Werecreatures - I wrote this as a response to an ask. Maybe someday I’ll write a more extensive guide or several, but for now, here’s a pretty good reference for my take on how to write werewolves and shapeshifters like them.
(Play as a) Werewolf Video Games - Ever wanted to play as a werewolf in a video game? Here’s the tiered list to the best games in which you can play as a werewolf.
Giant, Giant Post, On Pop Culture Werewolves - Creature Designs, and Underworld’s Massive Influence - Please read this, I worked so hard on this, oh man.
Giant Post On Werewolf Tropes - Yeah, I got a little, um… long-winded. But this is a good guide on werewolf tropes (and ones I like vs ones I don’t like) that already exist in fiction and we see a lot.
Werewolf Worldbuilding Sheet - Looking to worldbuild your own werewolves? Look no further!
Wargs/Worgs - A look into wargs/worgs of modern pop culture versus where they came from originally in Norse myth.
Do Werewolves Walk Upright? - A little more info on werewolf posture and body styles in folklore.
On Werewolves and Tails - Do werewolves always have tails? I say yes; otherwise they’re just a witch. Here’s more info on why.
Review of My Favorite Pop Culture Werewolf Things - What it says on the tin! My top three in terms of representation of werewolves.
More on Writing Werewolves & Werewolf Tropes - Even more thoughts on werewolf trope things.
On Werewolf Angst, Werewolf Anxiety, and Writing Believable Reluctant Werewolves - What it says on the tin again. This is a big deal for me. I had a lot of fun writing this, and I hope it sheds some light on the topic.
Good Folklore Sources on Werewolves - Some of my favorite books for research purposes.
Werewolves on the Moon - My personal crazy theorizing about “do werewolves transform in space.”
Werewolves: Not Zombies, Not Dogs - A big list of why werewolves shouldn’t be zombies or dogs and should be actual werewolves instead. AKA: how to tell if your werewolf is just a zombie or just a dog.
On Werewolf Antagonists and Evil Werewolves - A discussion and some food for thought on how to make werewolves not always evil.
I also write fiction, and much of it includes or focuses on werewolves, especially my medieval fantasy universe, Wulfgard. For more info, take a look at my Writing List!
I also have a Patreon, where I would love your support (and you get goodies for it!). I also have a Twitter.
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cryptid-crackpot · 9 months ago
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Werewolf Fact #68 - The Importance of The Wolf Man (1941)
For Halloween this year, and in celebration of almost 70 werewolf facts, let’s take an extra deep dive yet again and review something everyone who likes werewolves should know…
It is virtually impossible to overstate the sheer importance of one single piece of media on the general perception of werewolves today.
This piece of media came from a time when going to the theater was a riveting experience, when movies chilled you, when you watched in awe and wonder, captivated by the practical effects that, to you, as you were fully engrossed in this storytelling experience, were reality. With no famous literature about werewolves having created a foothold of concepts, as Dracula by Bram Stoker did with vampires, and with only forgotten films and stories too strange to resonate with the common people about werewolves before it, this movie alone was allowed set the bar and establish all expectations for all werewolf media to come…
I’m talking about one of the classic Universal Monsters pictures - I’m talking about The Wolf Man (1941).
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Other than it’s very fun filmmaking and great use of many different oldshool film tricks and, of course, practical effects, as well as its original Universal Monsters film charm, The Wolf Man is a timeless classic for another reason: without it, modern day werewolf media wouldn’t even be half the same.
Sure, there were other films that came before (though very few) that may have or certainly did influenced it, like Werewolf of London from 1935, but that doesn’t change that Curt Siodmak’s work with his original screenplay for The Wolf Man solidified almost all of our baseline modern werewolf concepts in popular culture. So just how influenced by folklore was he, anyway?
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