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Orphics tarot mini print are now available on my shop !!! Along with other great merch. If you order before January 15th you’ll receive a small surprise with it.

Here are my favorite cards from the major arcana, what are yours ?

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“Persona”. Photographed by Eugenio Intini for Collectible Dry September 2018

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Battle Creek Enquirer, Michigan, February 23, 1957

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i am only JUST NOW watching x files and i,,,, cannot express my love enough

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may the last two months of 2018 be filled with pleasant plot twists, spontaneous fun, and good vibes.

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What if, when you die, you find yourself in an alien body, holding a bong, around a bunch of aliens asking you “how was it”?

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I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

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gentle kissies

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want my mf neck kissed

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list of x files villains

evil siri

misogynist pinup girl tattoo

man made of cancer???

moth men, implied to have partaken of the fountain of youth, who look like those Tree Face sculptures marketed to people with horrifying gardens

a LOT of doctors doing Really Really Bad

the government, all the time,

walnut tree orchard

90s mean girls with psychic powers thanks to planetary alignments

evil doll that wont stay at the bottom of the ocean

the military

a man who really really loves cher

SPACE GHOST!

mark sheppard, who hates the bourgeois and loves fire

a lot of bugs and/or parasites that were dead thousands of years ago but some fuckhead scientist dug out of a tree/ice/desert/volcano and set free

the satanist PTA

cannibal chicken ranchers

shape shifting alien bounty hunter who looks like half an arnold schwarzenegger 

sea salt???

a gargoyle

the loch ness monster but in georgia (least believable IMO, nessie is gentle???)

subliminal messaging in cable television

satanist plastic surgeons

fungus OR el chupacabra?? unclear

bees

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