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breaching containment in the college discord server...

for context, it's an itty-bitty tiny school. like, half the size of your high school if not smaller.

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Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

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I know x reader fics get a lot of hate, and I’m personally not a fan mostly because I don’t get the appeal of reading an ooc version of me entangled with my favorite dumbass, BUT. some common themes I’ve noticed (that if changed, I might reconsider)

- reader is always bottom. some of us want to top.

- reader is almost always a sub. enough.

- most x reader fics are smut, and not much else. why can’t I have an argument with the character, or sit them down with my other favorite dumbass and be their wingman and pull out the cuck chair?

- I would not say that.

-I would not do that.

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Can we stop using "still lives with their parents" or "unemployed" or "doesn't have a drivers license" or "didn't graduate high school" as an insult or evidence that someone is a bad person? Struggling with independence or meeting milestones is not a moral failing.

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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

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The Party ⚔️✨

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there's not a single nonchalant bone in my body. I care so much I could literally vomit.

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Andrew Garfield on consent and privacy

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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

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This sounds like a shitpost but people should be allowed to be horny. As in, sexuality is just part of life for most people and there’s no reason for consensual sexual behavior to be punished. A celebrity getting “caught” at a sex club shouldn’t be a scandal. No one should be fired for having a fetlife profile outside of work. Nudes getting leaked shouldn’t be career-ending. Denying and hiding (consensual) sexual interests doesn’t make anyone more professional, it just makes everyone more repressed. And sterilizing ourselves to be better work drones isn’t productive, it’s just creepy. I’d rather my surgeon get absolutely railed on camera and come to work in a good mood, frankly.

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'just patch up ur own socks' 'just alter the html code urself' 'just mod it in urself' 'just learn to draw it yourself' 'just learn how to cobble shoes in ur free time' 'just /make ur own clothes/ after work' im sick and tired of using my precious labor to compensate for capitalism's failures

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“I don't have a brother, ma'am," Adam replied. But Blue saw his eyes dart to Gansey.

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found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

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thistle momence

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DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF NOAH? DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU STARTED THE STORY IT WAS ABOUT NOAH CZERNY? THE REASON THAT GANSEY LIVED? THE REASON GANSEY MOVED TO HENRIETTA? THE REASON THEY ALL MET AND FELL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER?

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also, while the graphic novel is stunning, i miss being in adam’s head. words are sometimes worth more than images actually